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Joshua is finished with [Fairy Tales (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)] [By: Andersen, Hans Christian] [March, 2006]
Little Claus & Big Claus: hilarious story about two greedy men who have a pissing contest that escalates quickly and violently
Mar 18, 2026 10:20AM Add a comment
[Fairy Tales (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)] [By: Andersen, Hans Christian] [March, 2006]

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Joshua is on page 70 of 396 of Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)
Lowkey embarrassing to be reading this at work
Mar 04, 2026 07:51PM 2 comments
Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)

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Joshua is on page 961 of 1246 of The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
“I ain’t bout to go nowhere, hope you know that”

https://youtu.be/lnIsMSu6hA4?si=zDqNt...
Feb 24, 2026 08:24PM Add a comment
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

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Joshua is on page 737 of 1246 of The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
Hit the ATM and start dancing
Hit Wеlls Fargo, start dancing
Hit Chase Bank and start dancing
At Bank of America, I'm dancing

https://youtu.be/J2vqFTqfMR4?si=Z7Eax...
Feb 12, 2026 11:33AM Add a comment
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

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Joshua is on page 706 of 1246 of The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
Is it my fault this shit ain’t cheap?
Is it my fault I trap so hard and give it all that I can be?

https://youtu.be/7tzXdDijsIE?si=1iBuJ...
Feb 11, 2026 02:28PM Add a comment
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

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Joshua is on page 672 of 1246 of The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
I get out my sleep, start blockin' shit
I'll block a bitch on Gmail
I'll block a bitch on Yahoo
I'll block a bitch on Hotmail
I'll block a bitch on AOL
I'll block a bitch off SoundCloud
I'll block a bitch off the YouTube
I'll block a bitch on Snapchat
I'll block a bitch on Plenty of Fish
I'll block a bitch from gettin' in

https://youtu.be/WKFJ0DcMY6A?si=WxjIL...
Feb 10, 2026 03:43PM Add a comment
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

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Joshua is on page 368 of 1246 of The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York
I love every time someone owns Moses in this
Jan 20, 2026 01:34PM Add a comment
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

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Joshua is on page 143 of 368 of Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)
Ilya Rozanov 🤝 punk singer seeing a mosh pit:
“Open it up for me”
Jan 10, 2026 06:12PM Add a comment
Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)

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Joshua is on page 60 of 654 of Moby Dick
A washed-up sailor, now a preacher, tells the story of Jonah. Imagine being swallowed by a whale. Stupid. Dummy. It’s only through saying “alright you got me God I deserve to be eaten by a whale” does the punishment relent. Meanwhile, Ishmael puffs and passes “wild pipe” with Queequeg until they are “married” and form “a cozy, loving pair.”
Sep 10, 2025 06:23PM Add a comment
Moby Dick

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Joshua is on page 34 of 654 of Moby Dick
Ishmael finds himself living out the ultimate closeted fantasy where every domino falls in such a way where he simply must sleep with this man, there's just no other option (the other room is a little too chilly, so he has to let Queequeg put his arm around him, duh.)
Sep 07, 2025 07:44PM Add a comment
Moby Dick

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Joshua is on page 12 of 654 of Moby Dick
Ishmeal says that the sea calls to us yet we deny it: why none of my friends will join me on the staten island ferry. He is like the hipster of the sea, too cool (broke) for a carnival cruise which is for sucker normies. No, he will retain his dignity cleaning bird shit off a captain's boots. There have only been two times someone has been excited for Nantucket: Ishmael, and when someone took a limerick too seriously
Sep 06, 2025 08:29PM 1 comment
Moby Dick

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Joshua is 76% done with Player Piano
Wow, the horror of automation stealing people’s livelihoods. Glad this isn’t an issue anymore
Apr 05, 2025 07:07PM Add a comment
Player Piano

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Joshua is 50% done with Player Piano
Invention of both cottage-core and anarcho-primitivism
Apr 03, 2025 03:14AM Add a comment
Player Piano

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