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we are SOOO back!! haven’t been this hype for the next book in a series in soooo long

oh no! i have to reread for book club! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

we are SO back.

not the author talking about how she stuck through a seven year toxic relationship and every point she’s made is relatable … is this play about me🫩🫩🫩 ooomfh goodnight !!

being told “it’s just getting hard to have to consider you” would have had me committing crimes idc

(ps. i can’t say anything i was told something similar ! whatever !)

(ps ps. also him asking alexa to play a sad song after this breakup and thong song playing instead has me peeing)

was not expecting IMMEDIATE AMNESIA of the mmc im cackling omfg

THE PLANE IS ON FIRE ????!!!!!!

still not sure what percent i’m at but ilya’s instagraaammm??

been a long time since i’ve stayed up till 2am reading a book???

idk what page i’m on BUT HE PACKED A TRIPOD IN ANTICIPATION OF DOING A HORNY FACETIME CALL AT HIS HOTEL IM PEEING MY PANTS

why does the cover look like that on here i’m cackling

actually squealed when my libby hold came in after waiting for weeks

also why does the cover look like that on here ..

didnt realize this was gonna be basically hannah montana the movie! i’m!!! estatic!!!

got nothin to do between meetings at work, why not

she did NOT just refer to herself as a “deleter” instead of a serial killer. i wanted to barf over the cringe

i love my cancelled wife

this is a book where i’m like… i KNOW you ain’t from the south bc there are some things tryin too hard where my eye twitches

(calling pub subs both “publix sandwiches” and “publix subs” was a choice. yes im being picky sue me.)

kinda bored and the couple smooched like seven chapters in which… boo lol.

not them finally kissing while the serial killer victim they left behind in the basement is crying for help i’m cackling

let the girls kiss!!!!

i don’t even wanna talk about how many pages i read today ….

reading this with my pearls clutched but locked in??

part 2 here we go

reading this in the way it’s meant to be read (on my phone)

but also let’s see if i actually do push thru reading this. all i know is handmaids tale x dark dramoine. so. i’m scared.

will curiosity kill the cat? we will see lol

oooh i am LOCKED tf in

conrad better redeem himself bc i was all for him until the prom scene gave me massive ptsd 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

totally didn’t know that this ISN’T the last book… it’s gonna be a seven book series 🧍‍♀️ i’m so sad give me all the books now

lfg milly

a big ole paladin (dilf age!) with trauma who also knits. hot.