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i love my cancelled wife

this is a book where i’m like… i KNOW you ain’t from the south bc there are some things tryin too hard where my eye twitches

(calling pub subs both “publix sandwiches” and “publix subs” was a choice. yes im being picky sue me.)

kinda bored and the couple smooched like seven chapters in which… boo lol.

not them finally kissing while the serial killer victim they left behind in the basement is crying for help i’m cackling

let the girls kiss!!!!

i don’t even wanna talk about how many pages i read today ….

reading this with my pearls clutched but locked in??

part 2 here we go

reading this in the way it’s meant to be read (on my phone)

but also let’s see if i actually do push thru reading this. all i know is handmaids tale x dark dramoine. so. i’m scared.

will curiosity kill the cat? we will see lol

oooh i am LOCKED tf in

conrad better redeem himself bc i was all for him until the prom scene gave me massive ptsd 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

totally didn’t know that this ISN’T the last book… it’s gonna be a seven book series 🧍‍♀️ i’m so sad give me all the books now

lfg milly

a big ole paladin (dilf age!) with trauma who also knits. hot.

she always pulls me back in i stg

ocean’s nyt opinion piece made me remember i wanted to read this asap omg

forgot i have book club this week whoops

we’ll see if i dnf this.. when i saw that it’s almost 400 pages like the first one i almost cried

romance books should noootttt be that long holy moly

realized i haven’t read this one yet.. so why not before i start next book!

possibly controversial opinion but!!! i’ve missed love triangles!! bring em back!!!

(but like where both side have an equal battle, not where it’s obvi one wins!!!)

it’s giving Y/N 1D fanfic and i’m low key eating it up

i’m HOLLERIN ! wym he quits working in porn and enlists in the ARMY after they spend a weekend together, fall in love, and realize they won’t work out

on thing about me i will always go feral over a mmc that blushes around the fmc

not me smiling over how sweet they all are becoming friends and then i remember they all have to kill each other. this is gonna hurt so bad

the gasps i’m gasping omfg

just got shot through the heart. wym haymitch’s bday is reaping day.

yall know that gif from trailer park boys where the sheriff falls down the stairs? that’s literally me reading this and i’m gobbling it up HELLO

kinky swimmers were not on my tbr goal this year but here we are

fourth wing 2.0?
broody dark haired who’s her superior? check!
shameless flirt bestie? check!
military school/kinda? check!
evil blond creepy guy? check!

but this time she’s forced in military school and hiding her powers to save her life while also trying to get free? … okay yum

look away !!!!!! i’m curious !!!!!!

also i’ve been CRAVING bride 2 so maybe this will lessen the blow. or i’ll hate it.

respectfully ! everyone look away !

this just randomly dropped so ofc imma read it in one sitting k thanks !