Bryan Burton > Recent Status Updates

what an evil brother.
I was not ready for the time skip!

okay it's getting serious now. also the Titan's Path is crazy, I would read a whole book just about exploring it and all it's scary plants.

the leviathans have people faces on their stomach sometimes.
suspicious

WHAT IS EVEN REAL ANYMORE

both of these characters are so deranged, they would both make terrible ghosts

THEY WERE AT THE SECRET PARTY
hiding it the whole time
Uhad is the worst liar of the three, I think he's gonna crack

the medical snails are so interesting

she's gotta find FIVE magical items now?? that's better than 300 but it's still too many.

Of course the industrialists care more about suppressing a new energy source that would compete with their market share than they care about stopping the giant moths that are LITERALLY going to kill them and eat their dreams

Hate that feeling when you've accidentally married a demon and it shows up suddenly on the deserted pirate island you're exploring

oh no not the poisoner going nearly blind

wait are bubble blowing influencers real

what okay that's gross

I wonder how long it will take them to realize that their Roomba has attained consciousness

This is a monster romance basically

"Making yourself pass out is not an approved talent"

fair tbh

okay to be fair it is weird that they stopped showing up for Knitting for Narcolepsy and Apple Bobbing for Autism

woooah okay that's where I thought we were going but it's still gross

GAH now Ebun is out here sabotaging Eniiyi's relationship. heck even if she is a reincarnation, don't do that

so basically the cult is like a high-pressure timeshare selling scheme, but they are selling home remodels

oh my god golden boy's mom is EVIL

and lol of course Eniiyi studies how to detect inherited genetic disorders

...... so he designed an entire mansion that would be perfect for killing a grandma? after we've established his company usually puts no thought into their buildings. there's more afoot

did not expect R.F. Kuang to write a blub for this

oh god not the Qoma First ultranationalists doing actual terrorism

why isn't there a tv show about the Extreme Crime Squad yet

"If they spilled some coffee their first instinct was to press Ctrl + Z"

Lol