Isabella > Recent Status Updates

yeah okay whatever let’s get into this

Willingly stepping foot onto the cult planet, I’m sure everything from here on out will be business as usual

She’s debating giving it all up for some deadbeat…. Please don’t piss me off I’m serious

Bad description of things….. he’s “charging” at her? In a closet? a 4x4 closet? he probably took one step.

The frantically scribbling in her journal comebacks she wish she said …. I’m trying really hard to have an open mind here

Spill count of soda down the entire front of her outfit: 2

That’s enough! That’s enough times to do the soda bit. hopefully it doesn’t happen again in the next 700 pages

they just pulled this book outta thin air… is this co written by a chat bot? we’ll see!

One sentence in and I realize I didn’t look into what this was about before starting it

Mount Etna is erupting, and somewhere in Poland, Charli xcx’s character from Eurpcja is using it as an excuse to cheat on her boyfriend and go crazy (crazy mix of niche here)

“You okay?” I ask, cautious
“Yeah.” A deep inhale. “Yeah. I just wanted to listen to you exist.”

I’m minorly less bored by them but still they have yet to fully win me over. I think I like them separately still more than I like the concept of them together.

The whole hook-up-not-a-hook-up in the hotel felt cheap, you want me to get over the age gap and all he did was sit her on his leg like I’m laughing actually

I’m kinda bored by them right now

So this guy knew her when she was 12 but sure whatever let’s read the book

What am I even going to do when I finish the available Ali Hazelwood books… it’s almost over

Pen genuinely losing her fucking mind on everyone for no reason at all and mind you they’ve been broken up for 8 months

“His renamed contact reads ‘LUKAS SCARLETT’”
They’re becoming everything to me in an insane kind of way I love them….

Pen constantly accidentally revealing that she barely knows the guy she dated for several years

“Because sometimes I can’t breathe when you’re around.”

“I could tell when you didn’t know I existed, and I could tell when you became aware of me.”

I love that Adam and Olive are vaguely consistent in the background, off page but you know they’re there somewhere on campus.

I know something so annoying is going to happen in the third act of this book so I’m trying to mentally prep for it

Also that was the most clinical hook up ever

Clearly Florence did some insane stuff in school to these people I can’t really care to think about it in depth until it’s presented to me in writing

POV is all over the place, why does Rue’s chapter, one page before Eli’s, end with her first person POV and Eli’s is suddenly in third person

My quest continues

“I’ll be so familiar with your style, you’ll have a hard time taking me by surprise again. If I become your second, I’ll know you.”

“You think I don’t want you to know me?”

The Philly open is on Penn State’s campus? I’m no expert (yes I am) but Penn State is no where near Philadelphia

So he doesn’t want her to die in the arctic and she’s mad at him for it. Got it

Just taking over full authors at a time now that I read all of Emily Henry. Ali Hazelwood you are next

Every man wears a Henley, an abundance of them, it may be the only male shirt that Ali knew the name of for a while there.

The series of misunderstanding(s) in this book isn’t doing much for me

“I’m wearing galaxy leggings—“ no, you’re not, so I’ll stop you right there