Isabella’s Reviews > Problematic Summer Romance > Status Update

Mount Etna is erupting, and somewhere in Poland, Charli xcx’s character from Eurpcja is using it as an excuse to cheat on her boyfriend and go crazy (crazy mix of niche here)

“You okay?” I ask, cautious
“Yeah.” A deep inhale. “Yeah. I just wanted to listen to you exist.”

I’m minorly less bored by them but still they have yet to fully win me over. I think I like them separately still more than I like the concept of them together.

The whole hook-up-not-a-hook-up in the hotel felt cheap, you want me to get over the age gap and all he did was sit her on his leg like I’m laughing actually

I’m kinda bored by them right now