Maddy Porter > Recent Status Updates

haven’t picked this up since writing my diss a DECADE ago and omg so good to be back <3 also wtf why is it so much more fucked up than i remembered

this is such a slog

*looks to my hands in horror* what… what’s happening to me.. i feel strange… *i fall to my knees and scream in agony as the transformation takes hold* aaaUgaGAHHHHH !! *my back jolts in spasm, i rip my shirt from my chest and scream* am i… could i be… a lancastrian now??

really fancy some buttered toast rn

i am determined to finish this book today !!! this is my first introduction to russian literature (outside of lolita) and my brain is actually melting

re-reading cos i wish to be soothed and sleepy again

oh boy this is gonna be good

shall i just give up on this i don’t know if i can be arsed

having a little rest cos of all the murders