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The first time this author mentions a specific woman by name, a quarter of the way through the book, he specifies that she was not actually that hot.

So far, this isn't the worst book named Metropolis that I've read this week. But it's close!

Fellas, is it gay to let a girl wearing pants undo your own? Our protagonist isn't sure.

It is the perfect commodity. An anti-book, devoid of imagination, expression, or intention. I am fascinated.

Page 10: Oh, it's Arya and the Hound
Page 50: No, it's the fucking Witcher

Easily the strongest first chapter I've read in ages

I really didn't expect this to contain dozens and dozens of pages of dry summaries of ancient Sumerian religion.

Number of times I have seen the phrase "minotaur getting a tug job": 1

On this page, the word "butthole" is split across two lines, hyphenated as "but-thole." Disconcerting.

i swear to god i am gonna finish it this year

19th century Britain fucking S U C K E D

The authoee expounds endlessly, dragging forth his ideas, by repeating everything, restating what has been said, and engaging in thesauratic flights of redundancy.

One of those mysteries where the mystery is "What is the mystery?"

I'm having a good time, but the plot has still not materialized out of the "disconnected bits of exposition" phase. A certain character keeps threatening to "explain everything," and hasn't done so yet!