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Oh god, the "You'll be mine. You'll see" and "There's still time" and "I'll never, ever love you" pages are cracking me up. Campy and cheesy all around, and my brain is loving every minute of not thinking

Look, I'm reading this for easy brain candy. I know it's a silly YA. But I'm still annoyed by Tilla's narration style and the sudden anachronistic shift. We have a first-person past tense narration that often breaks to wink at the audience?? Is she journaling all of this?

30 pages in and I think Andrew Shvarts is a firm believer in sweaty chests and making out. Like, that's the protagonist's entire personality: she's a bastard daughter and wants to make out with hot guys...

Finally making progress in this thick mess! Poor Dek.

omg it's so dumb with his "my high school girlfriend dumped me so I can never love again" and her "what if I give in to the darkness of my father's bloodline?" but heck if I can't stop reading and giggling

Been reading on and off for months now since it's a Prime Reading freebie. I'm cackling at just how generic, bland, and formulaic it is... and not in a good way. But sometimes I need mindless reads. Never change, trashy romance!

I know Cherryh doesn't hold hands, but jeez, I'm over 100 pages in with only a surface understanding. Maybe I should've just stuck with Hellburner and pretended it wasn't a sequel?

Of course Montell would include the lemon juice story! The internet is full of the Dunning-Kruger Effect

An odd book. Old Hollywood as a faerie court?

Oh, come on! I've been enjoying this silly, ridiculous book for all of it's silliness, but now you're telling me the mortal-angel is pregnant by rape from the mortal-demon??? You've lost me. How do you even get out of this? Obviously the mortal-angel can't abort (she's an angel, after all), but she can't birth the demon and doom the world, either! This is just silly to the max.

This does not need to be almost 500 pages. I'm ready to DNF this bad boy, but I'm curious about anything and everything that doesn't involve Mahit. Seriously. How do you forget to give your main character a personality or wants?

This thing does not need to be 400 pages. Take out the descriptions of smiling and laughing, and you're left with maybe 280 pages...

I'm 100 pages in and I don't know if I want to continue?? Skimming, it seems promising, but I just don't want to deal with everything else?

I love these ponderous doors. So many ponderous doors! It's almost as if no other word existed for clumsy or lumbering or clunky doors.

500 pages and you can't spare one for minotaur/human sex? So far the cover is false advertisement; we get minotaurs that disappear by page 100, and one comes back around 360. It's just a lot of philosophy and typos

"Southern gays can swallow cock, but they draw the line at taking the Lord's name [in vain]."

Finally passed the 200 mark. On one hand, I almost understand what's happening, but on the other I'm completely lost. I'll almost follow a battle and then new lingo, with no explanation, is introduced. And then there's whatever is happening between Cheris and Jedao. Part of me wants to give up and yet another part kinda wants to keeps going

Cautiously optimistic? I know it's a little Warhammer, and a whole lot of confusion... and the first chapter definitely didn't disappoint. Confusion abounds! But is there a pay off?

I found this forever ago in a dollar store, thinking it might make a quick, boring read one day. I'm honestly enjoying the heck out of it. Guessing at the mystery has been fun, too

100 pages of architecture and people touching alien tech that's often described as rectilinear and dodecahedron. But basically the book is about walking through this corridor that connects to this corridor which connects over to this corridor...
Buddy, I'm not making a map of their journey. I don't care about every room and corridor, and they really don't need to be described. This is a waste of word count??

Now that 200 pages slogging through exposition and somewhat world- and character-building is out of the way, the story actually begins! And the POV changes from third-person to first-person as we follow Ivy in her new role. Interesting. Will we see Rafferdy or Garritt now? Why not just have those 200 pages as a separate novel???

DNF on page 176. School reading is more important than pleasure reading. But this isn't a bad brick! I want to come back to it!

I'm, like, 30 pages into this, stealing pages here and there while I work and I love all of the characters already

I've been off hard sci-fi for a while, and Cole's in-depth knowledge can sometimes be confusing, but I'm so loving this Coast Guard vs Navy. To deescalate and demilitarize space when we're so used to space marines and Navy warships leading the fight in space

DNF. I've been avoiding the heck out of this book. I just can't do it.

The back-and-forth romance is giving me a headache. It's honestly the worst part of the book

I SCREAMED THE ENTIRE TIME I READ THIS STUPID BOOK OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE CHARACTERS

SHE HAD TO GAIN HIS LOVE AND THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY

OMG my bestie was right citing this as a horror novel and that's how I'm reading it now. It's the only way I'll make it through

He was in a simulated battle and they want to promote him to a commanding position based on that one simulation!!!!!! Let's not forget he's impersonating a person who has on their official record "arrogant, rude, selfish, impulsive" and is supposedly, like, 20? AND THE "OVERLORD" OF THE FLEET IS LIKE "AH YES, THIS GUY SOUNDS PERFECT TO TAKE OVER FOR ME" WHAAAAAT