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Alice
is on page 32 of 352
30 pages in and I think Andrew Shvarts is a firm believer in sweaty chests and making out. Like, that's the protagonist's entire personality: she's a bastard daughter and wants to make out with hot guys...
— Apr 22, 2026 04:29AM
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Alice
is on page 291 of 352
Oh god, the "You'll be mine. You'll see" and "There's still time" and "I'll never, ever love you" pages are cracking me up. Campy and cheesy all around, and my brain is loving every minute of not thinking
— May 05, 2026 05:37AM
Alice
is on page 140 of 352
Look, I'm reading this for easy brain candy. I know it's a silly YA. But I'm still annoyed by Tilla's narration style and the sudden anachronistic shift. We have a first-person past tense narration that often breaks to wink at the audience?? Is she journaling all of this?
— Apr 28, 2026 06:51AM