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Owen is such a mood, I love him already

I HATE being a mood reader, why do I get excited to read a book, enjoy it, but then the next day, have no urge to continue it???!!!! I need help 😭

Reading slump slumping so hard, I need to go back to my roots…. *opens wattpad*

It is time…

Ms. Weaver, coming with another banger, I can feel it!

Okay so I made the following book shelves:

“Not For Me” is books that I probably will never pick up, BUT maybbeee in the future!

“Will Never Read” NO WAY am I ever reading these, each book for different reason. Mostly because the author is problematic, I just don’t want to support their work, that’s all.

How does one label a book as “DNF”? Most of my DNFs are me reading a couple of chapters and nope-ing out. I want to labels those sample reads as “books-to-avoid”, but it sounds harsh to ones that aren’t by problematic authors. What do I do??? 😭😭

Omg he wants to start a book club lmao

I glad I’m giving this book another chance. I’m enjoying it way more with the audiobook!

CALLED IT!

February was my slump era, BUT I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT THIS MONTH 🤞🏼🍀

This book is gonna put me in the biggest reading slump ughhh

I have a bad feeling about what’s truly going on….

“‘What are you doing?’
I look over my shoulder. The kid is standing in the doorway, watching me.
‘What does it look like I’m doing?’
‘A wee?’
‘Bingo.’
‘Why are you doing it out here?’
‘To make sure I wouldn’t be bothered.’
‘Oh.’
He stays.”

This took me out 😂

Gotta speed run this book rn. Can I finish this before Sunday morning? Hopefully🤞🏼

I fear I’m not liking this 😭

“I hate when people call boats ‘she’.”
“It’s settled. The feminization of boats is hereby overturned.”

What did boats do to you guys? I rolled my eyes so hard reading this

Almost…done…must….finish….

Oh that was pretty neat!

I might be reading too much into this, but why does this fantasy world with dragons and taverns and whatnot have clicking pens… a literal office supply?