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I love British Museum slander 😍

All this girl hate does not age well at all

I love the feeling of being 14 pages into a book and just knowing it’s gonna be on your list of your favorite books of all time 🤍

SPOILER
Little miss poison master sure is taking and chugging a whole lot of drinks she gets from other people. Halfway through and it’s already happened three times are you kidding me?!

Where can I sign up to slap some sense into this girl. There’s a whole ass rebellion and unjust corrupt power system which causes suffering and she’s just like “BUT wHaT aBouT ME!” 😡

Do we really need to be reminded that she has freckles in every single chapter????!

Is this what LSD feels like?

It’s also giving american who hasn’t really travelled or had real conversations with non-Americans trying to write european character and foreign country descriptions.

It’s giving 2012 watt pad but with f1 instead of 1d

I’m very confused lol

Basil is literally Dwight Schrute

“This is destiny. We’re meant to be.” RESPECTFULLY SIR WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE ONLY 11% IN

This prologue feels like the opening sequence to Up

No bc I’d beat my sisters ass if her antics made me miss a trip to Europe and how tf are they both so uninterested in going, even if it is for work

THIS IS THE MESSIEST THING IVE EVER READ IM ACTUALLY GAGGED

"The Kevin Nguyen's of San Jose" took me out lmao

GIRL HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY! HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!!!!!!!

I hope Bella dies lol

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Not me reading a book that describes the love interests eyes as “orbs” in the year of our lord 2023 😂😭