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Bang your spear when you agree to something and just grunt when you don't. Bam, you're an ancient German (assuming you also really love meat, think women should be allowed to make judgments on disputes, and occasionally sacrifice a human to Wodin).

That large short story horror anthology I chip away at every October that disappoints more than it causes horrifies. Currently in the middle of a J Sheridan la Fanu story that just named a character Dingly Chuff and says he died of "the jail fever." Totally chuffed about that.

If you can make frequent updates of the workings of Roman government administration interesting you're an insanely good writer.

Also, vote-by-mail may have been invented by Imperator Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus.

Maybe arrest the guy you want to arrest before making him burn down his own house with a flamethrower. When you try to arrest him after that, well, he's got a flamethrower.

Utterly fascinating nonlinear piecing together of German history.