Alex’s Reviews > Caesar and Christ > Status Update

Bang your spear when you agree to something and just grunt when you don't. Bam, you're an ancient German (assuming you also really love meat, think women should be allowed to make judgments on disputes, and occasionally sacrifice a human to Wodin).

If you can make frequent updates of the workings of Roman government administration interesting you're an insanely good writer.

Also, vote-by-mail may have been invented by Imperator Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus.