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Emily is 48% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

I don't give a shit about taxes bring back the elephants and breastfeeding wolves

— Sep 02, 2026 06:20PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 12 of 224 of Von Idioten umzingelt! (Gregs Tagebuch #1)

GERMAN GREG BEING AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN AMERICAN GREG LMAO

— Sep 02, 2026 06:15PM Add a comment

Von Idioten umzingelt! (Gregs Tagebuch #1)

Emily is 43% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

The timeless tradition that is xenophobia ❤️

— Aug 25, 2026 06:45PM Add a comment

Emily is 31% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

I LOVE ancient people. No bombs, no chemical warfare, just Hannibal and his 37 war elephants

— Aug 22, 2026 06:56PM Add a comment

Emily is 31% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

— Aug 22, 2026 06:53PM Add a comment

Emily is 57% done with Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)

Mort pisses me off and I don't know why. I want to throw stones at him.

— Aug 18, 2026 05:19PM Add a comment

Emily is 56% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

"Many scientists, influenced by the still popular Aryan race theory-" Gonna stop you right there dawg

— Aug 17, 2026 08:08PM Add a comment

Emily is 45% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

"Some people thought the Polynesian people were descended from Jewish people because they were interested in money" I'm SICK of you people 😭

— Aug 16, 2026 06:00PM Add a comment

Emily is 44% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

Europeans attempting to introduce the concept of fictional storytelling: 😃
Polynesian locals who can't stand lying: 😡

— Aug 16, 2026 05:52PM Add a comment

Emily is 35% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

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Emily is 27% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

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Emily is on page 202 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

The Capitol signs off on children killing each other on live television but draws the line with AI 💔

— Aug 06, 2026 08:37AM Add a comment

Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

Emily is 10% done with Sea People: The Puzzle of Polynesia

European explorers will be like "the native people welcomed me with open arms and fed my starving crew out of the goodness of their heart so we killed 200 of them and gave them smallpox"

— Aug 03, 2026 08:04PM Add a comment

Emily is 54% done with The Culture of Knighthood in Medieval Romance

Men just don't quest in service of ladies anymore :/

— Jul 31, 2026 07:33PM Add a comment

Emily is 53% done with The Culture of Knighthood in Medieval Romance

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Emily is on page 130 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"Snow lands on top 😈😈" You were surviving off school lunches and your only friend was your cousin you FOOL

— Jul 31, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment

Emily is 28% done with The Culture of Knighthood in Medieval Romance

— Jul 30, 2026 05:54PM Add a comment

Emily is 75% done with The Zoologist's Guide to the Galaxy: What Animals on Earth Reveal about Aliens – and Ourselves

— Jul 30, 2026 05:44PM Add a comment

Emily is 29% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

Lost a bet and now I have to name my son Scipio Barbatus 💔

— Jul 13, 2026 12:29AM Add a comment

Emily is 15% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

ETRUSCANS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

— Jul 10, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 112 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"I wish you were my sister." I'm gonna throw up

— Jul 10, 2026 11:32AM 2 comments

Emily is on page 87 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

Damn I wonder who their mentor will be- WIRESS?????

— Jul 10, 2026 10:57AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 78 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

LMAOO Snow absolutely shitting himself seeing the mockingjay on Haymitch's token

— Jul 10, 2026 10:44AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 37 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

This book is going to kill me

— Jul 09, 2026 01:25PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 25 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

My close and personal friend Plutarch has arrived

— Jul 09, 2026 01:16PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 7 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"I'm not a drinker myself" oh fuck off Suzanne

— Jul 09, 2026 12:47PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 7 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"Emily you have 11 other books you're currently reading" I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM SO I CAN REST

— Jul 09, 2026 12:46PM Add a comment

Emily is 10% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

First chapter was so incredibly dull I nearly DNF but things are moving now. I don't give a shit about Cicero however ‼️

— Jun 30, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment

Emily is 61% done with The Zoologist's Guide to the Galaxy: What Animals on Earth Reveal about Aliens – and Ourselves

Really interesting but unfortunately puts me to sleep like the finest nyquil

— Jun 25, 2026 08:55PM Add a comment

Emily is 62% done with 1066 and Before All That: The Battle of Hastings, Anglo-Saxon and Norman England (Very, Very Short History of England)

They've burned down Scarborough my liege

— Jun 21, 2026 05:45PM Add a comment

1066 and Before All That: The Battle of Hastings, Anglo-Saxon and Norman England (Very, Very Short History of England)

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