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Emily is 29% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

Lost a bet and now I have to name my son Scipio Barbatus 💔

— Jul 13, 2026 12:29AM Add a comment

Emily is 15% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

ETRUSCANS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

— Jul 10, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 112 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"I wish you were my sister." I'm gonna throw up

— Jul 10, 2026 11:32AM 2 comments

Emily is on page 87 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

Damn I wonder who their mentor will be- WIRESS?????

— Jul 10, 2026 10:57AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 78 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

LMAOO Snow absolutely shitting himself seeing the mockingjay on Haymitch's token

— Jul 10, 2026 10:44AM Add a comment

Emily is on page 37 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

This book is going to kill me

— Jul 09, 2026 01:25PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 25 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

My close and personal friend Plutarch has arrived

— Jul 09, 2026 01:16PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 7 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"I'm not a drinker myself" oh fuck off Suzanne

— Jul 09, 2026 12:47PM Add a comment

Emily is on page 7 of 387 of Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

"Emily you have 11 other books you're currently reading" I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM SO I CAN REST

— Jul 09, 2026 12:46PM Add a comment

Emily is 10% done with SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

First chapter was so incredibly dull I nearly DNF but things are moving now. I don't give a shit about Cicero however ‼️

— Jun 30, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment

Emily is 61% done with The Zoologist's Guide to the Galaxy: What Animals on Earth Reveal about Aliens – and Ourselves

Really interesting but unfortunately puts me to sleep like the finest nyquil

— Jun 25, 2026 08:55PM Add a comment

The Zoologist's Guide to the Galaxy: What Animals on Earth Reveal about Aliens – and Ourselves

Emily is 62% done with 1066 and Before All That: The Battle of Hastings, Anglo-Saxon and Norman England (Very, Very Short History of England)

They've burned down Scarborough my liege

— Jun 21, 2026 05:45PM Add a comment

1066 and Before All That: The Battle of Hastings, Anglo-Saxon and Norman England (Very, Very Short History of England)

Emily is 89% done with The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World

GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN THE BEAUTY AND WONDER OF DINOSAURS THAT I FORGOT THE ASTEROID WAS COMING NOOOOOOO

— Jun 21, 2026 05:14PM Add a comment

The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World

Emily is 48% done with Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)

— Jun 21, 2026 05:10PM Add a comment

Emily is 71% done with The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World

Imagine working with Steve Brusatte on a dig and then you read his book and see he described you as a "vivacious pot-bellied comedian" LMAO

— Jun 20, 2026 05:34PM Add a comment

Emily is 14% done with Modelland

What are we DOING Tyra

— Jun 20, 2026 02:35PM Add a comment

Emily is 62% done with The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World

— Jun 19, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment

Emily is 24% done with Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)

I love Death but I miss my friends in the Watch

— Jun 14, 2026 10:54AM Add a comment

Emily is 62% done with Feet of Clay (Discworld, #19; City Watch, #3)

Terry Pratchett is crazy for making me emotional over suicidal golems and then immediately teleporting me to a POV of Nobbs at a dinner party

— Jun 10, 2026 01:35AM Add a comment

Feet of Clay (Discworld, #19; City Watch, #3)

Emily is 58% done with Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)

You're laughing. Beano the clown was murdered a second time and you're laughing

— Jun 06, 2026 11:33PM Add a comment

Emily is 39% done with Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)

Book 1: What if a dimension-hopping dragon attacked Ankh-Morpork

Book 2: What if someone in Ankh-Morpork had a gun

— Jun 06, 2026 06:24AM Add a comment

Emily is 36% done with Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)

Colon and Nobby stone-faced at the clown funeral was the best scene in this series so far

— Jun 05, 2026 01:14AM Add a comment

Emily is 10% done with Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)

Trolls, dwarfs, AND women in the Watch now because of woke 💔

— Jun 04, 2026 05:33AM 1 comment

Emily is starting Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)

We are so back

— Jun 04, 2026 04:44AM Add a comment

Emily is 74% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)

Hold on am I in love with Vimes

— Jun 03, 2026 11:28AM 1 comment

Emily is 43% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)

What the hell could a card game called "Cripple Mr Onion" possibly entail 😭

— Jun 03, 2026 09:16AM Add a comment

Emily is 30% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)

There are two wolves inside me, one is Captain Vimes and the other is Lady Ramkin

— Jun 03, 2026 05:43AM Add a comment

Emily is 26% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)

— Jun 01, 2026 07:53AM Add a comment

Emily is 31% done with 1066 and Before All That: The Battle of Hastings, Anglo-Saxon and Norman England (Very, Very Short History of England)

— Jun 01, 2026 04:11AM Add a comment

Emily is 3% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)

This rocks

— Jun 01, 2026 02:52AM 3 comments

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