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Aztec history is just Game of Thrones if Game of Thrones was good

Another nonfiction book has entered the ring

Why am I rooting for a character named Farmer Maggot

Frodo anytime Smeagol is mentioned: I want that son of a bitch DEAD

Frodo when Gandalf tells him that the family heirloom Bilbo left him is cursed and coveted by the actual devil: 🤪
Frodo when Gandalf tells him that he's technically related to Smeagol: WHAT THE FUCK 😡

Michael is so funny. Imagine taking bro code so seriously that you flee to India for 4 years to avoid making a move on your best friend's widow

Feeling sentimental about paleocene mammals 💔

Average unvaccinated family I imagine

Who up boggin they wife

Gurney is so real because if I ever wronged Jessica I would also try to kill myself immediately after

A 3 YEAR TIME SKIP??

WE HAVE OUR REVEREND MOTHERRRR

Frank Herbert needs to stop referring to Chani as the "girl-child" alright

I forgot how much Paul pisses me off. Quit mouthing off to my best friend Lady Jessica you ingrate

Timothee Chalamet's Big Desert Adventure

"A more thoughtful way to think about how people find themselves in precariously cultish scenarios is that these folks are actively searching to be found, and--because of variations in genes and life experiences and all the complicated factors that make up human personalities--they're more open than the average person to finding themselves in unusual places."

I need to finish this, its been literal YEARS

:/

One thing about Effy is that she loves taking pills dry

I think I'm gonna die in this house

Kill that teenage boy Sybil please I am begging you

The gargoyle remains the best character

Has romantasy been saved??