Stephanie > Recent Status Updates

There have been several moments where it feels like a golf ball is stuck in my throat and my eyes start burning but I feel a real true sob coming 😒😭

If my teenage son said “how can you stand being married to such a bitch” to my husband, and my husband LAUGHED and said “I know right”, someone’s going to need an ambulance

I’m really enjoying the core story but I keep getting the ick and taken out of the story from the heavy handed caricature of the liberal atheist wealthy parents- they don’t eat meat, mom working instead of raising her kid (and being jealous of her babysitter for it), giving their kid books on anal sex ?? Wtf is this shit if not a conservative dog whistle?!

No that's fine, I love having my heart ripped out my throat. It's fun. I love it. I don't feel broken or hollow at all.

please god why no

Face leaking

The way these scientists talk about sex make me really question how the fuck they are having any.

Ryland giving off 40yo vibes forreal tho

Supposed genius space science man just asks “how do you have a language?! You don’t have a mouth”

Motherfucker has never heard of ASL or written language I guess

Ok plot is thickening which is making the narration more tolerable thank god.

I'm trying not to stab my eyes out

The main characters name being Ryland Grace pisses me off

SUNGLASSES PARALLEL!!!!!!!

“But now I don’t hear anything anymore.”

Stab me in the heart and twist the knife, why don’t you

Why was I scared for my life tho

in general I try to read from a diverse range of authors but especially during BHM, I try to make a particular concerted effort. Octavia Butler’s work has really stuck with me before so I’m excited for this one

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOPPPPPPPPP IM BLUSHING

Madison based