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it’s been too long since my last 1v1 with an ali hazelwood book…IT IS TIME

my last fiction addiction club book😭

bro I thought this book was just about hockey😭😭😭 THIS IS SO DISTURBING

i think im gonna die in this house

Archives really do make a girl go wild

This is crazzzzyyyy

god i love time travel

If I see anyone blaming Waldo for this situation…we’re going to have a few words

This book flip-flops between adorable regency era banter to moments of extreme violence, and honestly, it's giving me whiplash.

I am emotionally unwell

Casati’s writing is feeding my desire for a new Madeline Miller work.

What the hell is happening😭

I swear to god everyone in this book except Helena is pissing me tf off.

Murder mystery fantasy is not something I thought I needed

Please for the love of god pls don’t start dating your uncle girl

real frickin sad

IM SORRY WHAT?!!!??!?? NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES

guys why the hell did i decide to read this

Halfway through and I already know I’m going to feel so accomplished when I finish this bible of a book

Desperately need more Tané rn

And to think that I wanted to be a pirate when I was little. Get me as far away from those stinky ass boats as possible

Man, I hate incest.

I should read more horror.

i made the right choice to not go into academia because i do not think i could handle the sheer amount of intellectual dick measuring competitions these people go through

i’m so upset rn. tell me why i survived the newest hunger games book only to be thrown into this pit of despair

they better cast someone ugly as fuck to play Snow in the adaptation because I can’t deal with any more TikTok thirst trap edits of this bastard

Go birds!