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i think im gonna die in this house

Archives really do make a girl go wild

This is crazzzzyyyy

god i love time travel

If I see anyone blaming Waldo for this situation…we’re going to have a few words

This book flip-flops between adorable regency era banter to moments of extreme violence, and honestly, it's giving me whiplash.

I am emotionally unwell

Casati’s writing is feeding my desire for a new Madeline Miller work.

What the hell is happening😭

I swear to god everyone in this book except Helena is pissing me tf off.

Murder mystery fantasy is not something I thought I needed

Please for the love of god pls don’t start dating your uncle girl

real frickin sad

IM SORRY WHAT?!!!??!?? NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES

guys why the hell did i decide to read this

Halfway through and I already know I’m going to feel so accomplished when I finish this bible of a book

Desperately need more Tané rn

And to think that I wanted to be a pirate when I was little. Get me as far away from those stinky ass boats as possible

Man, I hate incest.

I should read more horror.

i made the right choice to not go into academia because i do not think i could handle the sheer amount of intellectual dick measuring competitions these people go through

i’m so upset rn. tell me why i survived the newest hunger games book only to be thrown into this pit of despair

they better cast someone ugly as fuck to play Snow in the adaptation because I can’t deal with any more TikTok thirst trap edits of this bastard

Go birds!

“And now, once again, I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper. I have an affection for it, for it was the offspring of happy days, when death and grief were but words, which found no true echo in my heart.”

Mary Shelley you would have slayed on AO3

incredibly uncomfortable rn lmfao

WOAH THERE