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Please for the love of god pls don’t start dating your uncle girl

real frickin sad

IM SORRY WHAT?!!!??!?? NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES

guys why the hell did i decide to read this

Halfway through and I already know I’m going to feel so accomplished when I finish this bible of a book

Desperately need more Tané rn

And to think that I wanted to be a pirate when I was little. Get me as far away from those stinky ass boats as possible

Man, I hate incest.

I should read more horror.

i made the right choice to not go into academia because i do not think i could handle the sheer amount of intellectual dick measuring competitions these people go through

i’m so upset rn. tell me why i survived the newest hunger games book only to be thrown into this pit of despair

they better cast someone ugly as fuck to play Snow in the adaptation because I can’t deal with any more TikTok thirst trap edits of this bastard

Go birds!

“And now, once again, I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper. I have an affection for it, for it was the offspring of happy days, when death and grief were but words, which found no true echo in my heart.”

Mary Shelley you would have slayed on AO3

incredibly uncomfortable rn lmfao

WOAH THERE

Enemies to lovers + twitter mutuals to lovers is a CRAZY combo

It’s Age Gap Autumn.

Reading this on Halloween in my Sarah costume next to a willow tree makes me giddy

Started reading this on October 24. How perfect.

God, I love sinister fairytales.

WHO THE HELL SAID THIS WAS YA???!!!!! SHE DID WHAT????? TO THE WOLF?????

"This is all so stupid," I say with a massive smile on my face while reading.

Bruh I’m eating this up. I LOVE DRAMA.

Just got hit with a SURGE in writing inspiration thanks to this <3

Y’all need therapy not sex like please stop😭

WHAT THE FUCK

Wearing a damp bra does suck. I’ll give you that, Murakami.