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Re-read. I forgot how amazing, twisted, and beautifull written this book is!

I'm getting through this much more quickly than I anticipated.

Really not digging this. It might be the book to push me over the edge from feeling ambivalent about Austen to straight-out disliking her work.

"Jon" was a perfect story. Loved it.

If my life was sprinkled with cocaine, this would be it.

"There were never enough. We could never attain happy bar mop equilibrium. The kitchen always needed more, or the guy in the back never got set up before service, or the bartenders went on a cleaning spree. Invariably you forgot to save some for yourself. The victim of this bar mop negligence got to yell at you." I am laughing so hard. This is so true.

I never thought that all of the sad moments of this book would be even worse on audiobook. They are.

I think it's safe to say this book is going to ruin me.

Holy shit. These are literally the most powerful poems I have ever read.