Hailey Goshert > Recent Status Updates

your honor, i'm obsessed w them🤤

@coop @maddie if either of you outed me like this, i’d pay an etsy witch to do some voodoo shit to y’all💀

i’ve been sooo excited to start this, hopefully it’s good!🤞🏼

“sugar twang” has got to be one of the worst pet names ever💀

you’re joking…..

me thinks maybe Daniel isn’t who he seemed to be 👀

i don't understand why she keeps saying he 'lied about his job'... he didn't lie, he just never told you, babe! imo there's a difference, and she hasn't really been that forthcoming either soooooo: pot, meet kettle💀

"It's so cute, I'm gonna throw up" BAHAHHAHA i say that all the time omfg i feel so seen hehehehe

OKAY I’M SCREAMING THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY SOOOOOO GOOD!!! RAHHHHHHHHH

ex’s dad will never not be hot to me🫣😜

me trying to figure out wtf is going on (but i'm loving it):

someone needs to explain this to me like i'm five... WHYYYY can't they be together?? plenty of people do long distance! the back & forth is already becoming a bit much for me and i still have 9 hours left in the audio😅

i got the ALC!!!🤪 i'm a liiittle nervy for the accidental pregnancy trope, but i adore Sarah A. Bailey so let's hope she can make me eat my words🤞🏻🩵

omgggg fibromyalgia rep!!! chronic pain girlies rise up!✊🏼

oh holy FUCK i knewwwwww that would be important!!!

i low key hate that their names are literally Romeo & Juliet,,, but other than that this is pretty good so far!!

this is more of a Tangled retelling than traditional Rapunzel, but i’m not mad about it!

i’m actually obsessed with this🫪 i can’t wait to find out what actually happened that night

i love you, Noodle🐶💗

i actually really like the random cameo POV chapters, they’re interesting and i don’t think i’ve ever read a book with anything like them before!!

Henry... when I catch you Henry...
afgjlbnkdjokdk you IDIOT 😩

[insert sound of my heart shattering violently]

ugh i’m so scared for what’s gonna happen🫣😩

stop i’m actually obsessed. i love that they genuinely hate each other but are also SO attracted to each other ANDDDD they’re both mad at themselves for finding the other hot💀🥵🤪

Houston, we have a problem… the alien has learned the phrase ‘good girl’!!! (it’s not a problem, actually it’s quite hot🤪- i just don’t know how to cope hehehe)

he is so bossy even with his clipped english and i’m here for it🤭

god this man is such a green flag. i fear i have a new book boyfriend to obsess over hehehe🤭

this is sooo unhinged lmao but thankfully the author's note prepared me for this so i'm not taking anything too seriously- i'm just here for a good time hahaha

loving this so far!!

i soft dnf'd this a while ago bc life just got in the way, but officially picking it back up to buddy read with bestie @Maddie!!<3