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genuinely so emotionally unwell rn that I cried at chapter 3 already

comfort re-read

my first buddy read ever 🥰🥰🥰

i am having a very weird time with this

This is where I’m at mentally rn btw

Darrow please give me one reason to care. Or ur going back to the library !!!!

Pierce Brown I am giving you one last chance

JAMES !?????

Every time I see Urashima Taro get mentioned all I can think about is that one peak episode of Saiki K where Hairo dresses up as the turtle

kylie lee baker I am 15% in and I fear you have done it again

It was like a hundred pages but I’m still thinking about the absolute delivery of the line “Who the fuck else would I be? Liberace?”

so the characters so far are an absolute narcissist queer fashion influencer and her straight himbo male best friend that babysits her kid while she’s out robbing graves? THANK YOU CHUCK TINGLE.

Save me chuck tingle

These str8 people r so messy and not even in a fun way

bro is this wasian kid a puppet of George w bush

no idea where this is going but i like it. also before this book literally the only context i have ever heard of Brittany (as a geographical region) is the dog breed

Now literally what the fuck is happening

all these ugly white dudes looking the same to me tbh

ok picking this up again bc I finally have an attention span. I would like to join the IRA

“But would it render some elements of this confounding narrative more explicable if some of the characters turned out to be gay?” I actually burst out laughing

they actually put crack cocaine in this book i can’t stop reading

yes i still have his other book sitting on my shelf 10% finished and untouched for over a month. don't look at me

Soooo… I’m fucking obsessed

pride month but me want pretty boy…

lowkey losing interest cause it's such a slow burn but i'll hold out

it’s only 300 pages but still feels too long for what it is. like I get it girl someone needs to wellness check u !! move on with the plot

guys I think this chick has a problem

literally something wrong with us bc why are over half the sapphic books I’ve read HORROR genre

tfw you come face to face with [in one man’s opinion, your greatest nemesis] [in the other’s, some annoying dude you vaguely remember from work] but it’s thousands of years later and one of you is now a mind-uploaded AI instance and the other is literally a planet - “What the fuck?”

I’m deadass scared in bed rn 😭