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These str8 people r so messy and not even in a fun way

bro is this wasian kid a puppet of George w bush

no idea where this is going but i like it. also before this book literally the only context i have ever heard of Brittany (as a geographical region) is the dog breed

Now literally what the fuck is happening

all these ugly white dudes looking the same to me tbh

ok picking this up again bc I finally have an attention span. I would like to join the IRA

“But would it render some elements of this confounding narrative more explicable if some of the characters turned out to be gay?” I actually burst out laughing

they actually put crack cocaine in this book i can’t stop reading

yes i still have his other book sitting on my shelf 10% finished and untouched for over a month. don't look at me

Soooo… I’m fucking obsessed

pride month but me want pretty boy…

lowkey losing interest cause it's such a slow burn but i'll hold out

it’s only 300 pages but still feels too long for what it is. like I get it girl someone needs to wellness check u !! move on with the plot

guys I think this chick has a problem

literally something wrong with us bc why are over half the sapphic books I’ve read HORROR genre

tfw you come face to face with [in one man’s opinion, your greatest nemesis] [in the other’s, some annoying dude you vaguely remember from work] but it’s thousands of years later and one of you is now a mind-uploaded AI instance and the other is literally a planet - “What the fuck?”

I’m deadass scared in bed rn 😭

LMAOOOOOO, this is simultaneously an incredible addition to Tchaikovsky’s repertoire of hard Sci fi and also the funniest one so far. Pil & Kott dynamic is taking me out. Wdym they’re gaslighting their annoying boss with bugs 😭😭 most unserious mfs I love them sm

SHES PREGGO?????? 2000s shoujo is something else man

“Kott looked at it and wondered why it didn’t just die of utter horror at its own existence” kott pov lowkey goated

this kid poshmarked his way to success 😭

i want kob so bad..

absolute peak first issue

imagine being so greedy that you bring five different books to get signed AND personalized (I don’t have to imagine ❤️) - stoked to have met Fonda Lee, and I’m expecting this book to send me into a spiral

All this girl knows how to do is get into situations. Real tho

y'all ever just wait 5 years for a book to come out and then realize how fucking old u are now and how young u were when u first started the series

rereading one of my favs cause the sequel is FINALLY out 😭❤️ I need to refresh the trauma before delving into the next one

i feel so smart whenever i open a nonfiction book but honestly PRK has better prose than most fiction authors

giggling screaming kicking my feet

why is the evil queen kinda..