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I once had a professor named Dr. Boone. He’s the king of surveys. I’d like to see him take a whiff of some of these survey questions because I’m getting heavy hints of bias lol

I read through the reviews first and sort of regret it. First chapter has me locked in

The student examples used are too cute

Goodreads goal is going down in flames but I’m having a GREAT time

Only Steve King would describe a corpse as a “rancid bonbon”

Make dangerous playground equipment great again

This book refreshes my soul 😌

This is the book I’ve been waiting to read! Freaking eating this up

my Lakota name would be Hears Not

Lots of underlining with the black Pilot G-2

I’ve consumed so much cheese because of this book

What a stupid book! The only sane person holding this together is the freaking gardener, as usual

This is the same plot as Hidden Pictures 💀

Imagine your nickname being Frick

California is a wild place

Man Mia Tang is a BOSS

“nothing and nobody is going to send my Mercury into retrograde”

This book is hilarious

A shoutout to Upham Arch!!! Ayyyy

Escalating quickly

too much world building. Am drowning

No words. Cannot stop reading. 2 am

perfect book to read during a heat wave

My grandma is holding me at gunpoint to finish this book

“An almost melancholy grin” girl what does that even mean??????

I’m exhausted

The first chapter stunk like fried hair