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nothing is less appealing than a male POV chapter involving them whacking off. sorry.

Aiden Cook has a firm thick bubble butt. TESSA PLEASE

shrieking at this prison backstory. and the random pete davidson shade

why is his kink her dirty knees?

Tessa Bailey is a butt fiend

Julian not instantly clocking the letter is from Hallie is the same level of lunacy as Austin Ames not knowing it’s Sam under her tiny mask

i’m sorry but anh is a horrible friend and not worth all this effort

i can’t wait to fake gasp when kylo is the mystery bathroom guy

i hate this book (complimentary)

not this man literally reciting the rosary while railing the main girl

nothing says romance like the guy you meant 12 hours earlier sabotaging your vehicle so you can't escape town

100 pages in and so far sheltered virginal big boobed Olive has: almost been hit by a bus, almost drowned in the ocean, and cut her forehead open after being shoved down in a bar brawl.. Thank GAWD bad boi Rory has been there to save her each time!

“port jefferson had exactly one clown and she was in high demand” - I can’t

It’s time to wrap it up babes this is becoming embarrassing

lmao not the main guy telling the “supermodel hot” girl that he’d still love her if she was ugly

i cannot believe i’m obsessed with a character who says things like “take me to davey jones’ locker and plunder my treasure chest with your sea cucumber” but here we are lmao

if i have to read about how he's "no longer a boy" one more time

imagine some guy telling you he proposed to your sister first while he’s in the middle of fingering you

now imagine you were his first kiss when he was 15 and you were 18

this author is deranged

I know the ending yet I’m still praying for jack’s demise

how many times can these characters fall for the same type of traps before we stop rooting for them?

this book would be 200 pages if they took out all the side quests

cannot escape reading about dick piercings

where else will you get a subplot about a character banging the literal moon?

tbh this, fourth wing, and acotar are all starting to blur together in my mind

"climb on my back little monkey" - only took 5 books to start repurposing things from twilight lololol

if I have to read the phrase “whiskey eyed brunette” one more time

not the nipple rings

what does the author have against sweater vests?

riverdale and glee have entered the chat