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“Fish gotta swim and bird gotta fly; insects, it seems, gotta do one horrible thing after another.” Oh no.

sensing a disturbing trend of visceral descriptions of natural occurrences…on this week’s news: knew that praying mantises would eat the males’ head off during mating but thought it was AFTER not BEFORE the actual mating took place…SPOILER the headless body carries out the mating function don’t ask me any follow up questions

BARELY A CHAPTER IN AND I AM CONFRONTED WITH THE HORRIFIC DESCRIPTION OF HOW A GIANT WATER BUG EATS ITS PREY! FLABBERGASTED AND SLIGHTLY NAUSEOUS!