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Adam, un animale dai molti segreti, era molto sensibile ai segreti degli altri.

Mi voglio molto male.

I will never recover from this.

Sospirò e disse: "Avevamo internet. Decidemmo di streammare."
Lei disse: "Cos'è internet?"
E lui disse: "Vedi, ho davvero creato un'utopia."

NONA TIME

"La zuppa era acquosa e mediocre, come tutte le zuppe, ma in qualità di veicolo per convogliare emulsioni esplosive - midollo diluito con acqua sufficiente da passare inosservato - era perfetta." GOOD SOUP

e mo se magna

rip amico mio

ops

Tenar you will always be famous to me

"It was all summed up in three very vague disclosures:
First — Her name was Carmilla.
Second — Her family was very ancient and noble.
Third — Her home lay in the direction of the west."

getting sick bella swan vibes from this

madre perdoname por mi vida loca

maggie you did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it. I have now strong conflicting emotions about [redacted for spoilers]

ready 2 suffer for the last time

P-PAUL????????¿???¿¿¿?

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Non c'era il minimo dubbio: oltre a odiare i grassoni era razzista e sessista, odiava i vecchi e i perbenisti, era un tossico e, ovviamente, uno snob, ma di natura così virulenta che nessuno era in grado di soddisfare i suoi requisiti."

MA HA ANCHE DEI DIFETTI

'Okey-dokey. Glory to God in the highest. Peace on earth, goodwill towards men.'
'Right back at you.'
'Thanks. Bye.'

"Strike me down. You've won. I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend, I am undone without you." oh my fucking god

self care

I'm having an aneurysm (derogatory)

don't @ me i'm reading this to have a laugh with my friends

Me: haha God is such a dad lol
God: *tells an actual dad joke during the climax of the book*
Me: :0

"But you were always too quick to mourn your own ignorance. You never could have guessed that he had seen me." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine being the God of the universe (or whatever), the ten thousand-year-old Resurrection Prince, but your name is John.

I don't even remember the plot of the first book, i don't care, let's fucking gooooo

""Peccati?" disse Jón Hreggviðsson, inalberandosi. "Io non ho mai commesso peccati. Sono un malvivente onesto.""

"Peccati?" disse Jón Hreggviðsson, inalberandosi. "Io non ho mai commesso peccati. Sono un malvivente onesto."