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"It is a hallmark of failing societies, I've learned, this requirement that one always be in possession of a valid reason to exist"

"And I know deep down i may never take her back...."

Noooo take her

"Fairy tale birds always sing like this. Its annoying to everyone except the heroine"

Why doesn't she call the police and say Norma tried to kill her?

"a distinctly male reaction to the word delicate, women lean in closer and men try to get away. it is like they are afraid the next word is going to be pregnant or menstruation."

🤣🤣

Taking her bag with her to the bathroom seems like an important tidbit

Not me being upset that things aren't going the serial killers wayyyy

Interestingggg when the title had old I wasnt thinking 75

Is this YA!?!??!?!?!!?

I am loving the puns

Thinking before you speak are you allergic to it Ali?

Bro what is going on in this family

Why is she playing with his emotions

Girlllllll

People act like this in the 21st century?

Swwwwwoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Noooooo Luke 😭😭 i understand tho i understand never being able to look at her again

"I feel like a piece of my soul recognized you"

😭😭😭😭 BEAUTIFUL

18 and 29!?!??!?!?!
No

Awwww lukeeee

Dancing? I mean I'm not super surprised but I'm sad age wanted this so bad and didn't do more research

I hope your Uncle is burning in the fiery depths rn

I love Luke

"anyone who voted against Libraries was someone she distrusted."
"What kind of barbarian votes against Libraries???"
"if today was the day a pack of vicious children would circle around to see what it sounded like when a mute girl cried"

BOO children!!

Cringeeee

laconic
adjective
la·​con·​ic lə-ˈkä-nik

: using or involving the use of a minimum of words : concise to the point of seeming rude or mysterious

What even is the point of chapter 5

alacrity
/ə-lăk′rĭ-tē/

noun
Cheerful willingness; eagerness.
Speed or quickness; celerity.
A cheerful readiness, willingness, or promptitude; joyous activity; briskness; sprightliness.
"the soldiers advanced with alacrity to meet the enemy"

I love you in every universe 😭😭😭


Such a cute phrase too bad the book is stupid

Right soooo you will live for a man