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Hannah is 86% done

Lolllll this is hilarious 😂 not her saying he would make a poor husband

— Sep 28, 2026 02:46PM

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Hannah is 93% done

"Why didnt i collect fat ladies instead?"

WHATATTTATATATTA

— Sep 28, 2026 03:11PM

Hannah is 93% done

This author fs is fat phobic

— Sep 28, 2026 03:10PM

Hannah is 74% done

Obviously the moral of the story is a little politeness and flattery helps you win at the end

— Sep 27, 2026 08:53PM

Hannah is 58% done

He is stealing all the Princesses?!?!
Bro

— Sep 25, 2026 06:05PM

Hannah is 58% done

Im sorry.....what actually is going on here

— Sep 25, 2026 06:02PM

Hannah is 50% done

Why not ask for water if you don't like beer

— Sep 24, 2026 07:27PM

Hannah is 13% done

Love?!?! After meeting once!?!?

— Sep 21, 2026 12:32AM

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