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Soph is starting Exhalation
how can you write this much about tamagotchi sex dolls?
Apr 29, 2025 03:29AM Add a comment
Exhalation

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Soph is starting The Woman in White
gosh this is terrible
Nov 17, 2024 02:56AM Add a comment
The Woman in White

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Soph is on page 232 of 464 of Bloodwitch (The Witchlands, #3)
r/raisedbyanarcissist
Help! How do I (Queen-in-Waiting) establish boundaries with my father (the king but really he's not a king actually in theoretical terms only in practice I guess)

Good luck babe
Sep 21, 2024 01:14PM Add a comment
Bloodwitch (The Witchlands, #3)

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Soph is finished with Windwitch (The Witchlands, #2)
how weird for this to have middle book syndrome when, in fact it is not a middle book?
Sep 20, 2024 07:56AM Add a comment
Windwitch (The Witchlands, #2)

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Soph is on page 33 of 384 of Windwitch (The Witchlands, #2)
this woman is really out here thinking people hate her because she's a woman but really people hate her because she's a psychopath
Sep 17, 2024 03:29AM Add a comment
Windwitch (The Witchlands, #2)

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Soph is 77% done with Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)
He says they need to talk but then right after instead of talking he's stroking her nipples. Buddy that's not what talking is?
Aug 22, 2024 10:53PM Add a comment
Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)

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Soph is 76% done with Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)
Seriously, no one noticed that H. says "we share a father but little else" because 3 paragraphs later B. asks who L's father is like, weren't you listening? Are you dumb? Or did the writer forget she has answered that question 8 lines ago?
Aug 22, 2024 10:40PM Add a comment
Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)

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Soph is 66% done with Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)
The author could have used some kind of tool to keep track of her own timeline, cause the characters are talking absolute nonsense
Aug 20, 2024 12:58AM Add a comment
Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)

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Soph is 22% done with Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)
Here to find out of this is trash, or ✨my trash✨
Aug 19, 2024 07:43AM Add a comment
Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk, #1)

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Soph is on page 100 of 214 of The Regatta Mystery and Other Stories
the Marple stor in here is the most insidious, horrendous thing i have ever read. not the crime committed mind you, but everything else. cheese us christ
Aug 14, 2024 12:18AM Add a comment
The Regatta Mystery and Other Stories

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Soph is on page 90 of 298 of The Martian Chronicles
It took a while to get to the racial slurs! a positive surprise
Nov 14, 2023 03:30AM Add a comment
The Martian Chronicles

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Soph is on page 65 of 539 of Abaddon’s Gate (The Expanse, #3)
i still hate holden :)
Apr 25, 2023 12:08PM Add a comment
Abaddon’s Gate (The Expanse, #3)

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Soph is on page 201 of 384 of It's in His Kiss (Bridgertons, #7)
Don't mind me I'm just over here reading a historical romance book
The romance book: "He was going to have to compromise her"
Me: 🫥
Apr 09, 2023 12:55AM Add a comment
It's in His Kiss (Bridgertons, #7)

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Soph is on page 156 of 291 of Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2)
If you've been made a vampire at 16 but then you kept "living" as a vampire but are still attracted to teenagers because that's the last time you were in a position to form your attractions, are you a pedophile? Asking for friend (called Sookie)
Jan 24, 2023 08:00AM Add a comment
Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2)

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Soph is on page 100 of 404 of The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World
This... isn't really about dinosaurs is it?
Jan 18, 2023 02:20AM Add a comment
The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World

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Soph is on page 50 of 311 of A Spark of White Fire (The Celestial Trilogy, #1)
Could the author have chosen a more visually boring competition? Lol
Jan 13, 2023 11:28AM Add a comment
A Spark of White Fire (The Celestial Trilogy, #1)

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Soph is on page 71 of 292 of Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse, #1)
I have to rescind a former accusation wherein I insinuated that Miss Stackhouse was a homophobe...


She's just a prude bless her heart
Jan 08, 2023 07:59AM Add a comment
Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse, #1)

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Soph is on page 70 of 292 of Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse, #1)
Sookie is a woman who happily accepts the integration of vampires into humanity but "feels a little sick" watching two men kiss. Inter resting
Jan 08, 2023 07:57AM Add a comment
Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse, #1)

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Soph is on page 123 of 400 of The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet
I jumped into my annual re-watch of the excellent YouTube series and after reading this book last year it seems that the content within has a hold on me and now I can't just watch the show I must read along as well. Not complaining
Jan 05, 2023 01:35PM Add a comment
The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet

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Soph is on page 187 of 384 of Empress of All Seasons
The MC behaves completely differently when it is from the prince's POV... Is it on purpose? Like is she trying to seduce him as planned, or is this a sign that they are meant for each other bc this is YA? I'll have to find out I guess
Jan 01, 2023 08:28PM Add a comment
Empress of All Seasons

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Soph is finished with Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Oh. My. God.
After this man spends hours listing classes of fish he decides to not explain how the characters survive a situation that clearly was going to be near impossible to survive by knocking the narrator unconscious. Like duuude that's cheating.
Dec 25, 2022 04:12PM Add a comment
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

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Soph is finished with Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Jules Verne's publisher: "so, Jules, you only have 50 pages left, how would you like to conclude your epic tale?“
Jules Verne: "I have two words for you: cod eggs"
Publisher: *that one Simpsons meme where Homer just blends into the bushes behind him*
Dec 25, 2022 04:04PM Add a comment
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

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Soph is on page 282 of 368 of When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)
"“Will you kiss me, Francesca?” he asked. She shook her head. (...) “Will you let me kiss you?” he whispered. She didn’t move. (...) “Will you kiss me, Francesca?” he asked again. She swayed. And he knew she was his."
She shook her head - as in NO. Then she swayed - and as we all know swaying is the number one way a girl can have fun without taking her clothes off. Remind me to never sway in public ever again
Dec 21, 2022 06:05PM Add a comment
When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)

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Soph is on page 280 of 368 of When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)
"He’d made love to her in part to force her hand [to marry him] —he couldn’t get around that unsavory fact" our hero everybody...
Dec 21, 2022 05:51PM Add a comment
When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)

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