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how can you write this much about tamagotchi sex dolls?

gosh this is terrible

r/raisedbyanarcissist
Help! How do I (Queen-in-Waiting) establish boundaries with my father (the king but really he's not a king actually in theoretical terms only in practice I guess)

Good luck babe

how weird for this to have middle book syndrome when, in fact it is not a middle book?

this woman is really out here thinking people hate her because she's a woman but really people hate her because she's a psychopath

He says they need to talk but then right after instead of talking he's stroking her nipples. Buddy that's not what talking is?

Seriously, no one noticed that H. says "we share a father but little else" because 3 paragraphs later B. asks who L's father is like, weren't you listening? Are you dumb? Or did the writer forget she has answered that question 8 lines ago?

The author could have used some kind of tool to keep track of her own timeline, cause the characters are talking absolute nonsense

Here to find out of this is trash, or ✨my trash✨

the Marple stor in here is the most insidious, horrendous thing i have ever read. not the crime committed mind you, but everything else. cheese us christ

It took a while to get to the racial slurs! a positive surprise

i still hate holden :)

Don't mind me I'm just over here reading a historical romance book
The romance book: "He was going to have to compromise her"
Me: 🫥

If you've been made a vampire at 16 but then you kept "living" as a vampire but are still attracted to teenagers because that's the last time you were in a position to form your attractions, are you a pedophile? Asking for friend (called Sookie)

This... isn't really about dinosaurs is it?

Could the author have chosen a more visually boring competition? Lol

I have to rescind a former accusation wherein I insinuated that Miss Stackhouse was a homophobe...


She's just a prude bless her heart

Sookie is a woman who happily accepts the integration of vampires into humanity but "feels a little sick" watching two men kiss. Inter resting

I jumped into my annual re-watch of the excellent YouTube series and after reading this book last year it seems that the content within has a hold on me and now I can't just watch the show I must read along as well. Not complaining

The MC behaves completely differently when it is from the prince's POV... Is it on purpose? Like is she trying to seduce him as planned, or is this a sign that they are meant for each other bc this is YA? I'll have to find out I guess

Oh. My. God.
After this man spends hours listing classes of fish he decides to not explain how the characters survive a situation that clearly was going to be near impossible to survive by knocking the narrator unconscious. Like duuude that's cheating.

Jules Verne's publisher: "so, Jules, you only have 50 pages left, how would you like to conclude your epic tale?“
Jules Verne: "I have two words for you: cod eggs"
Publisher: *that one Simpsons meme where Homer just blends into the bushes behind him*

"“Will you kiss me, Francesca?” he asked. She shook her head. (...) “Will you let me kiss you?” he whispered. She didn’t move. (...) “Will you kiss me, Francesca?” he asked again. She swayed. And he knew she was his."
She shook her head - as in NO. Then she swayed - and as we all know swaying is the number one way a girl can have fun without taking her clothes off. Remind me to never sway in public ever again

"He’d made love to her in part to force her hand [to marry him] —he couldn’t get around that unsavory fact" our hero everybody...