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this is the gayest thing I've ever read

This is the worst prose I've ever seen in my life

This book is putting me to sleep

FUCKING FINALLY SILAS DO SOMETHING AAHHHH

This book is retarded

All these characters are so unlikeable just fucking kill me

oh my god this is so bad LEARN TO WRITE

Oh stfu you're a murdering, sociopathic, inconsitent bitch and you deserve nothing but to be treated like the animal you are.

"I try to avoid immortals."

"I take it you're not a fan of immortals?"

akghihblotkjmh

THIS IS SO SLOW MOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEEE

oh boo hoo the little murdering sociopath lost her hair

GET FUCKED

guys I blinked and now the car's on fire wtf happened

this bitch is a disgusting, nonsensical little shit and I want to kick her face in until she dies

THIS IS SO SLOW

WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR SHE BUYS OR WHAT TYPE OF TRACER SHE USES

"I'd be fighting to prove my species until the day I died."

"I made a point of maintaining secrecy on my website."

This, dear readers, is called a moron.

ARE YOU DONE RUBBING YOUR DISGUSTING MARY SUENESS IN MY FACE YOU WHORISH ROTTEN CUNT???

UH NO, YOU DIDN'T JUST BRING FUCKING ARCHANGELS TO CHECK A FUCKING CONTRACT FOR SOME BITCH WHO CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER FUCKING POWERS

FUCK OFF YOU WHORE

this going to be bad too isn't it

C'est dur de croire que ça a été écrit en 1170

I'm addicted to m/m I swear GIMME MOAR

So we're at 1 good book and the only sensible review tells me there's another one, can't wait to see it

this is bad I want to go home mom

HALFWAY DONE AHGIAGAH

omg this cover is fugly as hell

jesus this is slow

Ok false alarm it looks like this is a series of stand-alones. I swear they just put the 2 to fuck with me.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DID IT AGAIN???? FUCK YOU

OH MY GOD WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE '''EVIL''' GIRLS WITH BOOBS AND MAKEUP NAMED TRISHA??? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SHAME GIRLS WHO AREN'T ASHAMED OF THEIR BODIES????