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“Do you just, like, watch him all day?” Donut asked.

“I do,” Odette said”

Don’t worry girl I am obsessed with him too. I got you.

“Carl: Okay. Oh, and Mordecai?
Mordecai: What?
Carl: Congratulations.”

MY PRECIOUS CHILD

Holy f* shit. Remex 😐

“Yeah. Nice try, asshole.”

agsgsga

“I think most of these guides don’t like their jobs very much, and they take it out on the crawlers.”

No shit.

“New achievement! CockBlock!”

😭😭😭😭

“What’s next? Killing a god?”

I guess?

“You are stone cold, Mordecai.”

He’s the best what do you mean

“Before Mordecai helped me with my ears, it said my race was ‘What the f-word?’ so we are making progress.”

😭😭😭😭

“Cerberus. Heimdall. Aniketos and Alexiares. Qin Shubao. Lev Yashin. Some of the greatest gate guardians of both history and mythology. But none of them, not a one, was as dedicated to their work as Miss Quill.
If she doesn’t want you to see the magistrate, you ain’t seeing the magistrate.”

help

“It’s in an odd language. Is it a clue? Is it a grocery list? You can’t fucking read it, so who knows?”

😭

“It is posited that a person in control of a Djinn’s lamp and the resulting three wishes once exclaimed, “Fuck this forest” or “Fuck this level” or “Fuck you all” or some iteration thereof, and the enslaved genie took that as a challenge.”

The IA is my favourite character (I lied, it’s Mordecai)

“100,000 Gold Coin Casino Chip. This is a comp chip, and it may not be sold or transferred.”

Don’t mind me just taking notes

“Enchanted BigBoi Boxers”

💀 i can’t with the stupid names

“This is your manager?”
“Yep,” I said.
He shook his head sadly. “You two are so dead.”
“Yep,” I said.

😭

“I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”

Flashbacks de Vietnam a Outer Wilds

Are you asking me if I fucked the orc?”

Help 😭 (I wish)

“Reward: Bitches don’t get rewards.”

😭😭😭😭

“Reward: That sense of fulfillment you feel? That’s reward enough.”

Qué simple soy me hace mucha gracia esta mierda agdgsg

“Reward: None! Haha. You are so dead.”

His eyes locked on mine, wide and wild, and his nostrils flared. Shock—pure shock flashed across his features at whatever he saw on my face, and he stumbled back a step. Actually stumbled.

“Everything I love has always had a tendency to be taken from me.“

“Feyre!” someone roared. No, not someone—Rhysand.

“Will assigning you to learn to read be as painful as it looked today?”

“You look just as I hoped you would.”