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Alexandra is 99% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Do you just, like, watch him all day?” Donut asked.

“I do,” Odette said”

Don’t worry girl I am obsessed with him too. I got you.
5 hours, 22 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 95% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Carl: Okay. Oh, and Mordecai?
Mordecai: What?
Carl: Congratulations.”

MY PRECIOUS CHILD
5 hours, 23 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 93% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Yeah. Nice try, asshole.”

agsgsga
5 hours, 24 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 87% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“I think most of these guides don’t like their jobs very much, and they take it out on the crawlers.”

No shit.
5 hours, 25 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 82% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“New achievement! CockBlock!”

😭😭😭😭
5 hours, 26 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 82% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“What’s next? Killing a god?”

I guess?
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 80% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“You are stone cold, Mordecai.”

He’s the best what do you mean
6 hours, 13 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 78% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Before Mordecai helped me with my ears, it said my race was ‘What the f-word?’ so we are making progress.”

😭😭😭😭
6 hours, 16 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 62% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Cerberus. Heimdall. Aniketos and Alexiares. Qin Shubao. Lev Yashin. Some of the greatest gate guardians of both history and mythology. But none of them, not a one, was as dedicated to their work as Miss Quill.
If she doesn’t want you to see the magistrate, you ain’t seeing the magistrate.”

help
6 hours, 16 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 60% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“It’s in an odd language. Is it a clue? Is it a grocery list? You can’t fucking read it, so who knows?”

😭
6 hours, 17 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 51% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“It is posited that a person in control of a Djinn’s lamp and the resulting three wishes once exclaimed, “Fuck this forest” or “Fuck this level” or “Fuck you all” or some iteration thereof, and the enslaved genie took that as a challenge.”

The IA is my favourite character (I lied, it’s Mordecai)
6 hours, 18 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 45% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“100,000 Gold Coin Casino Chip. This is a comp chip, and it may not be sold or transferred.”

Don’t mind me just taking notes
6 hours, 19 min ago Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 44% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“Enchanted BigBoi Boxers”

💀 i can’t with the stupid names
Feb 08, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 13% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“This is your manager?”
“Yep,” I said.
He shook his head sadly. “You two are so dead.”
“Yep,” I said.

😭
Feb 08, 2026 03:14PM Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 2% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)
“I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”

Flashbacks de Vietnam a Outer Wilds
Feb 08, 2026 03:13PM Add a comment
Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 91% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
Are you asking me if I fucked the orc?”

Help 😭 (I wish)
Feb 08, 2026 03:07PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 37% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
“Reward: Bitches don’t get rewards.”

😭😭😭😭
Feb 08, 2026 03:07PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 12% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
“Reward: That sense of fulfillment you feel? That’s reward enough.”

Qué simple soy me hace mucha gracia esta mierda agdgsg
Feb 08, 2026 03:06PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 4% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
“Reward: None! Haha. You are so dead.”
Feb 08, 2026 03:05PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 99% done with A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
His eyes locked on mine, wide and wild, and his nostrils flared. Shock—pure shock flashed across his features at whatever he saw on my face, and he stumbled back a step. Actually stumbled.
Mar 07, 2025 09:10AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 98% done with A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
“Everything I love has always had a tendency to be taken from me.“
Mar 07, 2025 09:09AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 95% done with A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
“Feyre!” someone roared. No, not someone—Rhysand.
Mar 07, 2025 09:09AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Alexandra
Alexandra is 88% done with A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
“Will assigning you to learn to read be as painful as it looked today?”
Mar 07, 2025 09:08AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

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