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“Do you just, like, watch him all day?” Donut asked.

“I do,” Odette said”

Don’t worry girl I am obsessed with him too. I got you.

“Carl: Okay. Oh, and Mordecai?
Mordecai: What?
Carl: Congratulations.”

MY PRECIOUS CHILD

Holy f* shit. Remex 😐

“Yeah. Nice try, asshole.”

agsgsga

“I think most of these guides don’t like their jobs very much, and they take it out on the crawlers.”

No shit.

“New achievement! CockBlock!”

😭😭😭😭

“What’s next? Killing a god?”

I guess?

“You are stone cold, Mordecai.”

He’s the best what do you mean

“Before Mordecai helped me with my ears, it said my race was ‘What the f-word?’ so we are making progress.”

😭😭😭😭

“Cerberus. Heimdall. Aniketos and Alexiares. Qin Shubao. Lev Yashin. Some of the greatest gate guardians of both history and mythology. But none of them, not a one, was as dedicated to their work as Miss Quill.
If she doesn’t want you to see the magistrate, you ain’t seeing the magistrate.”

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