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Now THERE’s a twist

Starting to pick up now

Amazing how characters in historical fiction novels never oppose the Civil War because they want to preserve the Union, despite that being the main reason why people opposed the war in real life.

This is all so stupid.

I’ve rolled my eyes so many times now that I’m surprised they haven’t gotten stuck in the back of my head.

This is like ancient Egyptian Mean Girls, only a lot less funny.

Jesus CHRIST this is heavy-handed. I hope there’s some kind of twist, otherwise this is going to be a painful read.

I need to hurry up and finish this book so that I can write a long, rambling review about it.

I’m sorry, but whose idea was it to have Ramsay Bolton voice Professor Lupin? 👀

Damn, the women in this book are even bitchier than the ones in the first book.

This really is The Other Boleyn Girl set in ancient Egypt

It’s embarrassing how excited I get when someone likes one of my reviews.

How is Ay even still alive at this point? It’s been like 40 years since the story began. Life expectancy wasn’t that high back then.

Nefertiti is such a crybully. “I don’t want to seize power for myself and destroy my daughter’s life, but the gods demand it waaahh.”

Sorry, Horemheb, you’re still a putz. Unfortunately, so is Nefertiti.