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A promising start, really liking the dynamic so far

Girl is down BAAAAAD

My friend was not lying that this would make me want to kick my feet as I’m reading. I’m OBSESSED. Stearanos is the best love interest I’ve read about in a loooooooong time.

We love a man who can count real good ♥️

I was so skeptical going into this but omg this is actually incredible!

K I am loving this BUT I’m confused about what Jane does and doesn’t know. She asks why would she know any music past 1975, doesn’t know who Joy Division is and asks if they’re new, but then has cassettes from the 80s and 90s?

Having a way better time with this now. It’s definitely written like a fairy tale, which is to say the somewhat detached perspective feels intentional

The best way I can describe this so far is monotone. Everything is delivered in the same way, there is not really any variation in tone or intensity at any point.

So many plot holes it might as well be Swiss cheese

Ugh the big reveal of where Fisher was and why he can’t speak about what happened to him is contrived and dumb as hell.

Also “SPAYED???” What?????

“Knocked him for six?” I had no clue what this meant until I looked it up and now I’m going to assume cricket the sport or some variation of it exists in this fantasy universe then since apparently that’s where this idiom comes from.

I am getting bored agaaaaaaiin

“This Malcolm…wanted everyone amongst the Fae to know that their precious leader…was in league with him in some way. Guérilla warfare at its finest. The easiest way to win any war was to create dissent amongst your enemy’s ranks...”

THAT’S NOT WHAT GUÉRILLA WARFARE MEANS FFS 🤦‍♀️

Why is every animal interaction in books like this so cringe? Foxes do not behave like this!!

Why is it always a dimple???

I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself but we’re back folks!

People keep saying it’s worth it for the end, well I guess we’ll see about that…

This is way better than Good Spirits. Maybe she just needs to stay away from paranormal/fantasy.