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auhghfhdjsh christ on a bike why didn't I guess

Oh hell I don't think it was a good idea to describe everyone in one big block and THEN give them their names in a different big block afterwards, it's going to take me forever to go back and match everyone up

WHY do all these retellings have Penelope hating Helen personally? Am I missing something? Why should she?? Why would she????? Is there any good reason???

I don't know why I'm reading this bc I'm famously a hater of modern greek mythology retellings and I'm six pages in and already nitpicking and complaining

Omg the cut DIRECT? Drama

THOMAS you are ENGAGED to Kate so you simply cannot dance THREE TIMES with Dorothea that's so fucking inappropriate bro. That's right guys I know regency etiquette me

One is concerned about how Dorothea's dearest Papa made a fortune in India in the early 1800s!

The parallel to the wedding scene is great yeah yeah but I'm just here to remind you that you should Not put perfume down there. you will give yourself a UTI not become a khaleesi of a mother of dragons

Tywin's fucking fuming lmao

The dream where Daenerys lifts Rhaegar's visor and it's her instead absolutely rips. Male Targaryens ur nothing

Oh Cersei fucked that up. Barristan was going along with it out of duty but she humiliated him and promptly lost him and now he's going rogue lmao. Good work all

Tywin ONLY has sideburns? Eugh

Flagrantly unserious to have a Rickon Stark a Rickard Stark and a Rickard Karstark

'I'm good' :(

Oh come on is Cersei dressed as Rhaegar on purpose

I comma square bracket Jon Snow square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket the Weirwood square bracket to uphold the honour of the Night's Watch comma serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His Majesty bracket Robert bracket without fear comma favor comma or thought of personal safety

Now I haven't seen the show but I've seen the first episode and various clips, and... sorry but Jon's casting is such a swing and a miss surely?? Sorry Harrington but Jon in the books is just a totally different vibe

FINALLY. ON YER BIKE VISERYS

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT LMAO. Oh Ned. Doomed.

I can't do four more books of Littlefinger guys

Every time Viserys is a git to Daenerys I resist the urge to google what chapter he dies in

'sometimes she felt as though her heart had turned to stone' oh because. because the. because she. becau

Was going to say Loras Tyrell is like gay Lancelot but then I thought about it and I would like to revise that statement. Loras Tyrell is like original flavour Lancelot because to imply Lancelot is not gay would be very disrespectful to everything Lancelot does, ever

Sorry Ned but if you're worried about spies in the city don't spend the entire trip conspicuously looking over your shoulder in obvious anxiety lmao

I know that Martin is following the (slightly flawed imo) idea of the 'short childhood' lots of medieval noble children had, but the idea that Bran is 'almost a man' at 9 years old is madness lol