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I love GRRM's complete lack of care for how hair works lol imagine being able to perfectly and quickly wash black dye out of blonde hair... Almost as bad as Dany growing back enough hair to plait (after being COMPLETELY BALD) in one book

I know this is arguably the point of these narratives but Dunk is such a flop knight lol bless him

All... ✏️ ...Lord Freys... ✏️ ...Are... ✏️ ...Gits... Ok got it

Ngl I think I do understand why GRRM seems more interested in Dunk and Egg compared to the og series at the minute. He can jump around and explore whatever he fancies and they're a lot less heavy, although still have a lot of potential

Lol not Gormon Peake again... Lord of Starpike... Har har har. surprised his arms aren't an owl

Egg giving his old straw hat to the mule to keep his head dry and even cutting holes for his ears to stick up through is soooo cute

"Lord Gormon Peake"?????? George 😭😭 still I've got to hand it to him and Tamsyn Muir for really determinedly bearing the Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast banner lol

Kinda love how Dunk has only fought a grand total of Once so far and it was really horrible and hard. We're looking at knighthood as a socio-political institution put the swords away!!

Wow they beefed up Lyonel's role for the show didn't they. More of Steely Pate than him

What did they tone down all of Aerion's dandyism for :(

Hang on ladies we're taking a detour from the main series

Of all the off-putting le guin covers from the eighties this may be the worst of all

Wow that's a lovely hairnet I can't imagine that it would be narratively significant in any way. Isn't it weird that Dontos called it 'vengeance for her father'? Haha. Anyway

Ok Iliad 16 moment. Renly is definitely dead but his armour went conspicuously missing so someone's wearing that for sure

I'm not sure I realistically believe that Tyrion would have killed as many guys as this even with nobleman's arms training and being part of a mounted charge, but I'll allow it as the bias of his own POV I suppose

Jaime randomly throwing his hat into the ring as a Nedbert shipper. Stranger things have happened.

Just another magnificent cope from Theon. Truly spectacular floppage. Whole book is his personal cringe compilation

Oh god they're trying to blow the weird mysterious dragonglass horn they found in a hoard. Don't do that. Probably a magic horn or something. Also the Night's Watch make terrible archaeologists

I did not know that the peach thing was said in the context of Stannis having assassinated Renly. Love the complexity but holy mess and guilty and self delusion batman

Ok so we're getting portents about the sea overtaking Winterfell (Greyjoys), Ramsay Bolton's creepy servant is prisoner and Ramsay himself is missing, I know Theon ends up stuck with Ramsay... This all sounds so promising. I'm sure nothing bad will happen

Extremely funny to have 450 pages of 'NO ONE CAN DO MAGIC IN WESTEROS DON'T BE STUPID' and then boom Renly magic assassination

'"I am not without mercy," thundered [Stannis] who was notoriously without mercy.' lollll thoroughly enjoying this parley being filtered through Catelyn who refuses to see it as anything but farcial

BRIENNE OF TARTH!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I would actually love it if Littlefinger died badly getting eaten by ghosts in the haunted house castle. You can't creep on Sansa if you're stuck in Westerosi FNAF. Take Harrenhal!

Was so happy to finally see Daenerys and then BOOM, Jorah Mormont jumpscare

Theon's kind of a flop actually isn't he