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gonna read this in bed ONLY bc I think if I drop this behemoth on my foot my foot will turn into a fine red mist

While I didn't have any WILD expectations for the prose, the phrase 'jumped from the fast-moving vehicle' at the culmination of a huge action scene is pretty egregious lmao

Ugh she was so good. "The taut mouth in the stained white mask of a face moved finally, let a few words loose." is a great line

Maybe one of these mini bosses could be a copy editor and their special attack could be getting rid of all the extraneous clarifying sentences and proximity issues with repeated words

Save me Patricia

Assuming that my pro gamer knowledge (animal crossing and lego lord of the rings on my 3ds in 2012) will be perfectly sufficient to get me through this like an expert

ever since I was a little girl I've always wanted a chapter 4 infodump. it was always one of my dreams

Ngl trying to bludgeon HER to death with a censer is one of the more sensible things that's been done in this series lately

I need to smash Mycroft flat with a looney tunes hammer

If this is rubbish I'm gonna be so cross lol

What if no one shot [redacted] and his head just did that

What if you were a second book in a madcap sci-fi quartet with a blue cover which had a plotline where world leaders stole the sperm of one guy who was in an ill advised relationship in order to conceive a useful child for political gain and everyone was named after literary or classical figures. And you WEREN'T harrow the ninth bc you came out in 2017