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Garth I was unfamiliar with your game

is this the ideal book to speed read while suffering from heat rash? more at 8 (that is when my book club meets)

this is the secular culture i was warned abt 🫣

i keep not using a bookmark oops

Sally stays compulsively readable 🫡

i was idly thinking what if i take a year off of quirked up white women novels but here comes Miranda to snatch me bald..touché

In the most complimentary way possible: this makes me want to puke

I’m not like other girls and instead of Christmas starting the day after Halloween, my Halloween doesn’t end till Christmas…my spooky books hate to see me coming

bonking everyone i know over the head with this watch out!!

sitting in the library parking lot neurotically refreshing my library app to see if they checked in my overdue book so i can pick up my holds that end today 😩 god gives his toughest warriors something something

double-fisting poison this week (radioactive pill + the spiritual poison of this book) bc *~that's what girls(*) do~•

stephen king wants what karl ove has (my permission to call an erection "a stiffy")

girls only want one thing and it's disgusting....

over one hundred pages into 'the plot' and i still don't know what the plot is I am fucking fuming

10 pages in Bette Howland is mommy

blowing my mind, busting my nut, so to speak....

ok pumping the brakes but i don't want to

Ok fine Lynda can also speak to me

hmm so this is it, this is the book that will have me come fully unglued 🤪

i'm not 20 pages into this but i love Tove Jansson, would die for her, etc

i don't want to stop reading this!! but i do want to get h*gh and eat tiramisu so c'est la vie or what have you

fuck endnotes all my homies hate endnotes