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omg John’s wife is EVIL (and John is stupid and so easily manipulated)

I’m killing myself this is too sad and angsty

I’m crying, Weaver HOW COULD YOU

WHY IS THERE ANGST IN MY CHILDREN’S BOOK

Weaver I forbid you from pulling a Thomas Hayward and saying you’re not enough for Peri and leaving her

WEAVER THE YEARNER THAT YOU ARE

Alexa, play invisible string by Taylor Swift

Quando eu acho que esse livro não pode ficar pior, ele fica

meu Deus quem deixou isso aqui ser publicado

meu Deus não acaba nunca esse livro e NADA tá acontecendo

isso aqui é tão ruim e sem pé nem cabeça que tô perdendo neurônios

Me arrependendo profundamente de ter começado esse livro sem pé nem cabeça

Thomas Hayward when I catch you

Alexa, play WHERE IS MY HUSBAND by Raye because Thomas Hayward is on his way!

I need both Mr and Mrs Bennet to die actually

One chapter to end and still no sign of the stalker
Elena wtf are you doing solving everything in one chapter??

This whole fight plot is so useless

omg Neha you’re such a bitch shut the fuck up

Their fathers are so stupid omg dudes

Neha is kind of a bitch saying she’ll tell if Maya doesn’t

Omg his letter to her shut up 😭

NOT THE “WHAT LETTER” TROPE OMG WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF