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Im calling it now. Shadow is in the 'random trunk of stuff her family has always kept and that weighs a TON'
Also, what is up with these insta-sex gals in all these books lately.
How exhausting it must be to be constantly wet and ready to roll for just anyone All The Time.
Call it what it is baby. Ain't story. Its a wet dream someone write down 🤷‍♀️

72% done BUT 100% DONE WITH SKYLERS BULLSH!T.

Ugh.. put it off because I just couldn't get behind Dee.....she is just so focused on sex and ugh. Not to slut shame or nothing but....I HATE reading about characters being involved and then reading a scene where they are with others.

Only reason I circled back and read this is because it seems like all Rock romances are dark and gritty. I love these boys so much. I do it for them. Not Dee.

Anything happens to this damn adorable baby bug and I. Will. Riot.

"I just...had a lot of accidents. I didn't mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidentally set things on fire more than what would be considered 'normal'."

Good lord not another one of thessssssse gals. Also, who the F eats glue accidentally?

Y'all.

What in the HELL does this cover have in relation to the actual hero in the book??

Had to mention since the strong, lithe, tall, pelt-covered man in the book is being pictured SO differently in my head. 🤣

This is why I hate covers with people (or like whatever AI lookin mess this is) on them.

I'm re-reading these out of pure spite she'll never finish this damn series and it's spin off.

His face remained calm, impassive"And I accept full responsibility for that. I'll do whatever I have to in order to help you adjust."
Was he a fucking loon? Adjust?Adjust?Oh, no...
"Adjust? Oh, no, brother. I'm not adjusting to anything. Especially the blood drinking part of this shit. I didn't ask to be a vampire, and you'd better find a way to make it right."

Finally an h with a real reaction. For Realz

Ahh yes back to my paranormal romance roots..When these books had swear words, comedy, and ACTUAL FREAKING ROMANCE in them. Ahh the good ole days. How i miss them.

AWWWWWwwwwww SHIZZ Y'ALL. What a bomb drop there sister.

Thats right girl. You admitted your feelings. Don't give that broody bastard an inch. You go girl!

Welp....here goes nothin'...
Perhaps i shall be pleasantly surprised...
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..
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perhaps...

HALIAN!
HALIANNNN!!
HHHAAALLLLIIIANNNN!!✊😆

A Guy in the Middle & Dear Ava.




WHY YOU GOTTA BE JUST A SNIP O' THE GAH DAMN STORY. GIVE ME ALL OF IT DANG YOU.

I'm bouncing from disturbed and pissed TF off. Maybe its just me, but nothing about this is 'sexy' yet. It's just humiliating, gross, and makes me want to rip the H's peiner off through his nose.

I've seen good hostage dark romance...not sure this is one of em..

4/26/2019 Re-reading because, gah, I need this beautiful book in my soul again ♡

12.5 done. Meh. Set it down for something else

JESUS H CHRIST. MY FRICKIN HEART
page 296.

Really?....
ARE YOU SERIOUS. LIKE, REALLY?!?! OH COMMMEEE ONNNNNNNNN.
Im on page 268 and i feel anger. Anger dangit. Gah dangit Steel give the dang girl a break!

Officially finished the first two stories. Just kinda dragging myself to the last. Meh, always have to talk myself into reading three consecutive, short, unrelated stories when the first didnt WOW me :/

Well, halfway there. Liked Dream of Me, but good lord, please tell me the gal in Believe in Me is slightly more resilient. I liked Cymbra, but dang, i just wanted the girl to stand up to her husband for herself. I dont know, maybe just a personal opinion. Just didnt like how EVERY SINGLE TIME she stood up to wolf he "smirked, laughed, smiled." Never have a wanted a heroine to punch, yet again, the hero. Mmm Mmm Mm.

Chapter 8: Different Positions for Intercourse.
"Under the most favorable conditions the woman lies flat on her back, spreads her thighs until there is room between her knees for those of the man, flexes her legs slightly on her thighs and assumes as relaxed an attitude as her mental state permits."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Honey my msntal state is crying.

Chapter 5: How to Use the Condom.
WOW. Express written instruction for use and REUSES of a single condom. Doctors everywhere are screaming.
Also, on a side note, i dont believe i have ever tested a condom before said intercourse by "blowing it up to the size of a football" nor "filling with water"