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i am sooooo wary of meleager

artemis stop being dogmatic and don’t cast out a nymph who’s been raped because she’s no longer virginal challenge jfc

oh my goddd they were roommates

"i have no name" the gasp i gusped

46 skeletons ohh i can't wait to learn everything

mrs suk is kinda the goat

oh shit let's fucking GOOOOOOO

omg margot langer and the twins being interconnected i loveee this type of shit

johan being a pied piper and getting kids to walk on roof ledges as a 'game' to see who's 'chosen'.... jfc

"To you, Tenma absolutely must be the killer here! If not, your identity will fall apart!"

Javert ass character lmao what did i say /oprah hands.gif

nooo my shaylaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

oooh it's starting to come together. which means richard probably ain't making it to the end of this volume.

dieter downing that manhattan and ✌️ing out of the bar favorite panel of the entire series

johan being anointed by cabal of neo nazis as the second coming of hitler is a turn i feel like i should’ve seen coming but also like, whoa. big swing.

if i made a playlist for this series it would just be “29” by demi lovato on an hour loop

what the HELL is with the older man and teen girl trope being played as romantic and not creepy

NOT MY GIRLLLLLLLLL

A side character actually being prepared and cautious and thinking things through? Anna, you are my fave.

Man, I start feeling all warm toward Aunt June and then I get beat over the head with how she was totally complicit with her sister kidnapping a child. I nearly stood up to walk off my anger at Ben seeing “Norma” and June yanking her away.

the way i 0% believe this narrator actually loves her husband. least believable thing ever lol

“Quiet murmurs around the truck bed: gas terminals in Linnton are spilling into the river, toxic smoke spreading east across the city. ATMs don’t work. […] The president is refusing to send help because he hates socialists.” OK I laughed.

the way this narrator wallows her life in mediocrity is depressing af

Not the outing on live TV 💀

Wish this was a concept album instead of a book because the parts I like are the actual lyrics/songwriting peppered throughout.

Wow I kind of already can’t stand this narrator.

Oh thank god— I knew I was picking up a vibe between Jeremy and Rafe. Was gonna be mad bummed if I was wrong. But I’m nottttt 💁🏼‍♀️

i still think a lot of the prose is pretentious but like, whew, they got me. when the narrator starts listing off “we bury a friend — [name]” one after the other…. brutal.