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Oh, you're telling me the most obvious evil plot in the history of evil plots was, in fact, evilly plotted??? This is so dumb. Rurisk's death wasn't noble. It was just stupid. Welp, the dog is alive, so there's that.

A man named SHREWD doesn't see this coming?! The ever-jealous spare heir, REGAL, arranges a marriage for the king-in-waiting, who can't attend thanks to secret, draining magic Regal conveniently can't use. So Regal stands in at his brother's wedding, and Verity even admits Regal won't choose well for him. NOBODY clocks the obvious plot to steal the throne?!?! You can't tell me these people are smart and miss this.

Burrich taking matters into his own hands, and by matters I mean Galen, and by taking I mean beating the shit out of him. As satisfying as that was, the best part was seeing how much he actually cares. And yes, I absolutely clocked him calling Fitz "son."

YOU MEAN CHADE HAS BEEN A BASTARD THIS WHOLE TIME?! He went through everything Fitz has gone through, knows exactly what it's like to be the unwanted royal secret the crown keeps around as a tool, and he STILL put Fitz through it anyway?! Suddenly his defense of Chivalry makes a lot more sense, and I hate it. Chade isn't just Fitz's mentor. He's a warning about who Fitz could become.

Really enjoying this. Fitz's childhood has been wonderful to explore despite its upheavals, and my heart aches for a boy who just wants stability. Glad he has Chade and Burrich. HOWEVER: I 100000% disagree with Chade about Chivalry. Never knowing Fitz was "to protect him"? BULLSHIT. I hope Hobb isn't setting up to redeem him, because that choice fully divorces Chivalry from his name.

It's so hard to come back to Goodreads and be bombarded by ads on every page when you come from Storygraph. I'm just trying to check up on my feed and I can barely read this site its so drowned in ads

Oh he made her cry. Dara you fool.

Wow Cassie please go to therapy

My bois Tobias and Aximili be Young and the Restless fans

TOBIAS THINKS BOYS ARE CUTE I KNEW MY BIRD SON WAS A LITTLE FRUITY

Tobias and Rachel are so cute. But also the cracks are showing

oh my god they just infiltrated a heroin den. RACHEL'S MOM CALLED IT A 'FLOPHOUSE'

HOW ARE THESE TEENS THEY ARE ADULTS. I mean the philosophy involved in this series. "What is the most evil, murderous things in the world were children, and they didn't know what they were doing was wrong?"

Holy shit they're contemplating war crimes against children. To be fair, the children themselves have committed war crimes BUT STILL

OMG THEY KISSED

Damn Jake giving UP on Cassie what the hell

Holy shit Jake pulled the Prince card for the first time what the hell

The pronoun game is so ahead of it’s time

Holy childhood trauma batman

Holy hell they just died repeatedly

NOOOOOO NEVILLE

NON-BINARY COWBOY LOVE INTEREST ALERT

The sexual tension between literally all the characters….

Multiple men have been described as peaches…. Ripe ones 🍑

GAY HIPPO RIDING ANTI HERO COWBOY

So we good killing innocents and risking Ax’s life is cool now

“….feeling grumpy that tobias had been watching her through her bedroom window AND I HADN’T”

1. A CHILD IS SPEAKING
2. KA Applegate is a woman—who writes this as acceptable?!

“Sure I might not mind being Marian’s slave, but a Yeerk’s slave is a different story.” THIS CHILD IS 12

HOLY SHIT MISS KATHARINE JUST CALLED OUT THE HOMOPHOBES