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another sentient object erotica has hit the pentagon, and i'm emotional at how beautiful it is

"Another Ice Age is in our future, but it isn’t ice that overtakes the world, it’s cum. Humans are not able to withstand living on a planet that is covered in that much ejaculate, and therefore, yes, this does signal the end of humanity"

now THIS is quality sci-fi

ouvindo o audiobook 10 anos depois de ter lido o livro

"You can change age, sex and race by taking the Polyjuice Potion"

ah mas ser trans já é demasiado para ti, joanne

all this and no one has stopped 9/11 yet
smh

it's giving black mirror and i love that

it is time

dunk has game...

"he saved me once with his sword, and once with a word even though he was a dead man as he stood there."

AAAAAAAAAAAA

"my brothers have my measure when it comes to fighting and dancing and thinking and reading books, but none of them is half my equal at lying insensible in the mud."

so real, daeron

DUNK & EGG TIME !!!!!!!

"Beric Dondarrion was handsome enough, but he was awfully old, almost twenty-two"

cala-te sansa

" Winter is coming, and when the Long Night falls, only the Night's Watch will stand between the realm and the darkness that sweeps from the north. The gods help us all if we are not ready. "


a escrita profética neste livro é fenomenal

"the next time i see you, you'll be all in black"

ARGHHHHH they fr used the book as the script for got

the biggest twist so far is dain not being useless

o autor postou o audiobook no youtube and it's giving adventure time so of course

another year with marvel comics cravings

it's that time of the year

a mana locked in neste livro

VOU ACABAR ESTE MÊS
IF I DON'T
PUBLIC WHIPPING EM FRENTE AO LIDL DE ODIVELAS

mcu who

last effort to end the reading slump

my toxic trait is thinking i could survive a bear attack no sweatttt

tenho de sair da minha reading slump and this is the type of book to do that

"'when they get near me -' harry stared at lupin's desk, his throat tight, 'i can hear voldemort murdering my mum.'
lupin made a sudden motion with his arm as though he had made to grip harry's shoulder, but thought better of it."

depois de ler all the young dudes this hits different 😫😫😫

forcing the spooky fall vibes (it's 30° outside)

"She could see at once that he was a social reject of the highest order: pale, mullet hair framing a skull-shaped face, baggy t-shirt, dewy, girlish eyes, crooked arms, smelling faintly of banana and computer dust."

not the racism against alternos

"It is common knowledge among the agricultural officers that the “unthinking workers” are to be last in line for food in times of thrift, even though the food would not exist were it not for their labor . . ."

capitalism woopsie

vou ler enquanto a inês ressona

apercebi-me que gosto de livros que se passam numa única localização

fever dream stuff