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And they were ✨️roommates✨️

VINdication 😭

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it law enforcement's job to solve murders? Not a lawyer's?

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and took it sooo personally because she's sooooo deathly allergic and now she's at a restaurant eating salmon and thinking she would prefer the mussels. Bitch wtf 🙄

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and took it soooo personally because she said she was allergic. Now she's a restaurant eating salmon and wants to eat mussels. Bitch wtf

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and cried about it because she said she wad allergic and she is now at a restaurant eating salmon and saying the mussels look great and would rather have those than the salmon. Bitch wtf

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch because she said she was allergic and is now at a restaurant eating salmon wtf

As corny as this book has been so far please tell me Callahan is a 'Salem's Lot reference

In what world is James a unisex name

Also why is my brain picturing Damien Blackhollow like Patrick Bateman 😂

This is stressing me out

I thrifted a copy of this for $9. I just realized its signed. Hell yeah.

"No caffeine, no wakey" this writing is so bad 😭

I've had just about enough of Mia being so codependent and her parents coddling her so much.

Ok its finally getting good

This is putting me in a reading slump. Who are all these random characters? What is going on? Why does it feel like nothing has happened? It's making me start to lose interest 😭

I'm so bored 😭