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She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and took it sooo personally because she's sooooo deathly allergic and now she's at a restaurant eating salmon and thinking she would prefer the mussels. Bitch wtf 🙄

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and took it soooo personally because she said she was allergic. Now she's a restaurant eating salmon and wants to eat mussels. Bitch wtf

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch and cried about it because she said she wad allergic and she is now at a restaurant eating salmon and saying the mussels look great and would rather have those than the salmon. Bitch wtf

She made a big huge deal about the office ordering sushi for lunch because she said she was allergic and is now at a restaurant eating salmon wtf

As corny as this book has been so far please tell me Callahan is a 'Salem's Lot reference

In what world is James a unisex name

Also why is my brain picturing Damien Blackhollow like Patrick Bateman 😂