Lauren McDaniel > Recent Status Updates

ok so this is terrifying!

im actually so scared what the fuck is happening

“No one suffers as beautifully as you” someone please save holland from this freak

“No one suffers as beautifully as you” someone please save holland from this guy

the way this is written scratches my brain so good i had to make a pinterest board for it

why would she kiss him like that 😭😭😭 what a freak

girl don’t fall for the most obvious fuckboy to ever exist he’s gonna do something evil 😭

well… so far this is feeling more like a corny high school drama where the mmc is a bully because he has a crush on the not-like-other girls fmc and not a fantasy story

good grief bro might be a crazier Donna Tartt protagonist than Richard 😭

I was not expecting to be hit with “More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk-state I’d stopped myself from blurting the thing on the edge of my tongue, the thing I’d never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.”

if theo’s dad doesn’t spontaneously combust in the next few pages i’m going to puke i getting ragebaited so bad

idk why i’m starting another long ah book when i’m already struggling to finish two others 😞

why does bro keep describing the satanic norwegian death metal cult dudes who kidnapped him as beautiful and feminine 🤔

atp they are so cooked even without the monster hunting them 😭😭😭

GIRL LOCK INNNN 😭you did not just get your own love interest killed because you got in the way of his 1v1

nahhh she let the darkness take over and killed the one dude who knew she was nuts all along 🥀

not the initiation ceremony into the corny nickname clique 🥀🥀🥀

this girl is so unironically relatable because i too would gaslight myself into believing the angsty exiled prince with cool red hair and eyes and fire powers wants me until he actually does and i turn into the most awkward loser ever

these fuckass british alpha male chads have got to go already i need whatever pagan skinwalker thing that is hunting them to hurry it up

history is so funny because wym some dyslexic king in 1735 wrote “kuhlwein is an idiott he can kis my”😭

behemoth is an absolute menace bro just talked shit to all the humans trying to catch him, pretended to be mortally wounded just to be melodramatic, drank kerosine out of a can, jumped on the chandelier, whipped a pistol out of his ass, shot everything up, then proceeded to commit arson and then disappear. typical black cat behavior.

the “he he he” ever other sentence is really pmo

the cat is such a menace LMAO if i ever get another black cat i’m naming it behemoth

bro if random ahh people kept coming into my room while I was asleep and waited for me to wake up just so they could yap I’d be crashing tf out too 😭