Lauren McDaniel > Recent Status Updates

I'm going to be devastated if Ludwig is the murderer

“In trying to become God, they created him” now we’re getting to the good stuff!

little german boy u better not die

the wwi hyperfixation is returning

girl if you don’t get that hot dragon shapeshifter prince bagged i’m going to be seriously disappointed in you

why is the giant bald naked sociopath freak hunting the kid i’m so scared

ohhh… Giovanni’s haunting the narrative

“shit happened all at once” are we fr

dawg the wattpad smut i read in middle school was better than whatever this is 💔

this is one of those books i should’ve DNF earlier because i really hate the corny dialogue and messy plot and dumb romance but now i’m committed

the tension between zidan and remy is so lame bro apologized almost immediately after making fun of his oh so tragic past with the evil vampires 😭

the tension between zidan and remy is so lame bro apologized almost immediately after making fun of his oh so tragic past with the evil vampires 😭

“do they think you’re mine and zidan’s” i called it bro is doomed 💀

if this guy is already being passed around by all those rich older humans women he’s def going to be the royal vampire couple’s third lmfaoooo

ok so this is terrifying!

im actually so scared what the fuck is happening

“No one suffers as beautifully as you” someone please save holland from this freak

“No one suffers as beautifully as you” someone please save holland from this guy

the way this is written scratches my brain so good i had to make a pinterest board for it

why would she kiss him like that 😭😭😭 what a freak

girl don’t fall for the most obvious fuckboy to ever exist he’s gonna do something evil 😭

well… so far this is feeling more like a corny high school drama where the mmc is a bully because he has a crush on the not-like-other girls fmc and not a fantasy story

good grief bro might be a crazier Donna Tartt protagonist than Richard 😭

I was not expecting to be hit with “More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk-state I’d stopped myself from blurting the thing on the edge of my tongue, the thing I’d never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.”

if theo’s dad doesn’t spontaneously combust in the next few pages i’m going to puke i getting ragebaited so bad

idk why i’m starting another long ah book when i’m already struggling to finish two others 😞