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How are there still 100 pages left.

I can't believe we're only half way through (extended edition).

Orléans is such a simp for Anne. I love it.

Okay okay NOW we're getting somewhere!

Maybe it ISNT a good thing I have the FL version with over 100 extra pages, cause damn was that a slow start.

The wit is there, the intrigue is there, I am definitely curious about the plot. But holy hell is it SLOW.

If nothing else, I will continue to read so long as Butters is around.

Okay, here we go. Now we're getting somewhere.

I'm very interested in getting to this fae forest.

I love this golden boy.

Finally, a bone for our poor girl.

Oh, my heart.

He is a literal GOLDEN retriever.

This bitch is a gods damned #survivor

Fffffffuck.

Poor Eden.

My heart. It's aching.

Aaaaaa the tensioooooon.

OH. Well. Okay. I was not expecting that.

She is quite possibly the worst noble I've ever read about (in fiction). Will she ever have a redeeming quality?

Ooooh buddy. These Royals are positively deplorable.

Not Renn. He's understandable.

... there can't possibly be a happy ending to this.

Petering out a little bit... but i suspect it's a necessary lull before all hell breaks loose.

Ow. Ow. My heart.

I'm not going to survive this book.

Oh god. This book is going to fucking destroy me.

Well. Okay then. Jumping right in.

Ivan was likeable for, like, 2 pages. Maybe.

Everyone in this relationship is a Cuck.

Enter: the Golden Retriever.

This is weeeeeeeird.

"Morality is more dependant on the state of one's stomach than of one's nation."

That's fucking profound.

Yup, this is Valente's writing all right.

Note to self: page 57

Oh I do like a malevolent, magical house.