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“The logistics of being a folkloric horror were daunting.”

Delilah is THE WOOOOOOORST.

Geez. I know how this goes and it’s still SO STRESSFUL.

Adeline!

Oooo. This makes me wanna reread ‘Salem’s Lot.

“You feculent sack of shitweasels.”

I love a good road story. Just give me a bunch of characters on a journey and having wacky adventures at each place they stop.

Brigands & Breadknives, or What If Threepio & Artoo Were Talking Swords?

"'Assbiscuits,' said Fern, with feeling."

I consider myself to be a human of above-average intelligence, especially when it comes to fictional narratives. But this suddenly got very timey-wimey and I'm a little confounded...

By this point, the word “pony” has lost all meaning.

I love the rat!

“I am a pony. But not just any pony. I am a pony who is bent on revenge. I am the Iago of ponies, a furry Fury. I am both adorable and devious, and, until I get what I want, I’m going to make every human I meet pay for your collective crimes. I am a tiny, mop-topped demon, and I am coming for you.”

Amazing!

La’An is really well-written in this. Just snarky perfection.

But, every time Kirk is mentioned, it takes me a heartbeat to realize it’s Sam and not Jim.

Did...did this just become La'An/Chapel fanfic? (This is not a complaint.)