Danny > Recent Status Updates

"But then the computers all started talking to each other, and before you knew it, your phone started talking to your computer, and your fridge started talking to your phone, and you willingly paid for a device that recorded everything you said and sent it to a server farm in the middle of the Nevada desert, just because it was easier than switching the radio on by yourself."

I’ve missed these silly oldsters!

“Death bleeds red no matter the color of one’s skin.”

Arthie could give Kaz a run for his money…

What is the deal with this kitten!!??!!

“You’ll find Arthie’s morals to be quite like the sea. They choose upon whom to enact their wrath.”

FLICK!!

"Arthie wasn't a menace to society, she wasn't ruining the economy. Spindrift wasn't loud or brash or an eyesore. She, a lower-class immigrant, was successful, and that made people mad."

PLOT TWIST!

This old dude is such a patrician asshole. Might as well be John Huston in Chinatown.

WTF, Karl?!?!?!

I’m not overly squeamish, but there’s something about the phrase “skin flaps” that makes me feel icky.

Oh. Didn’t see that coming!

"It's dangerous to assign personality and intent to what is essentially glitchy code."

Very much getting "lonely caretaker during the offseason" vibes...